Dancing like it was MCMXCIX !!!

Watching Dick Clark in Time square, New York. He looks great. Good by 1999!

Computer unplugged, water & canned food under the bed. Okay, Y2K come and get me!

BAILEYS IN COFFEE MEANS ALCOHOL AND CAFFEINE MEANS LOOK HOW MANY TIMES I CAN JUMP UP AND DOWN OW OW I MEANT TO DO THAT WHEE I'M A PIRATE

I name this cork 'The Tom Cruise'. ....I can't get the damn thing to come out.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS PLAYS IT SAFE RIDES TO PAUSE BECAUSE OF Y2K CONCERN. http://ow.ly/RfHm

Las Vegas ready for Barbra Streisand and Y2K http://ow.ly/RgPc

U.S. President Bush has indicated he wants to see bin Laden "dead or alive."

Pets.com just opened February 1999. It sales pet supplies and with all the pet lovers it will be a big hit. PS love their sock puppet.

U.S., Russia conduct tests at Y2K center http://ow.ly/RfWn

So. New Years. Not doing the resolution thingie, so maybe a theme. Howzabout ... "exploration." My word for the year. Explore ... whatever!

so my brother was the 1st to start telling his New Years Resolution (lies)....lol

Pets.com just opened February 1999. It sales pet supplies and with all the pet lovers it will be a big hit. PS love there sock puppet.

New for 2000 "Java Script"?? U of Michigan and Schlumberger develop tiny Web server. http://ow.ly/Rr9O

Clintons busy with duties before dawn of 2000 http://ping.fm/qkw3F

Just heard Apple is working on this digital tape player called 'iPod' that holds 5GB of music. I don't know if it will take off.

LOCAL OFFICIALS ANTICIPATE FEW Y2K-RELATED PROBLEMS. http://ow.ly/Rfxk

Party on, London, party on http://ow.ly/RfY2

Have to go shopping for those last min. Y2K supplies. Don't forget the batteries and radio.

RP @DustyTrice "Rush Limbaugh was taken to Queen's Medical Center in Honolulu. The same hospital where Obama was born." Rush: I'M IN KENYA?

RP @carbonKim I hope Rush Limbaugh is saved by a black lesbian doctor with a questionable immigration status

So relaxed I could melt.

Back from a great xmas gift/vacation to my fav resort spa! Had to give up my phone/laptop, so no post for the last 4days.

You get into the car it doesn't start and say "Not Now!". Is there ever a "NOW!"?

As an optimist I feel pretty lucky. Thousands of people die every day and it's never me. Be thankful for the everyday things.

We always want what we don't have and once we have it want more.

Milk and cookies glued to the coffee table. Freshly tarred roof. Rope in hand. Now we wait. .... It's a catch and release.

My mother has lost her voice. It's a Christmas miracle! Love u mom!

Tracking Santa on Christmas Eve. http://ow.ly/OLrg

At Mall: A 3 yr girl just proclaimed "I love Dr. Pecker!" Insert joke here.

I think instead of shopping for presents, I'll just tell everyone that Santa overshot the rooftop.

What is it about Christmas shopping that makes everyone's face appear more round and punchable?

....4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtledoves..and a jar of Betty Crocker Fraw-sting. (the partridge can suck it)

HAPPY FESTIVUS!

Seriously these are grown people with whom I used to discuss complex issues; art, life, politics, who now tend imaginary farms on facebook.

I'm cutting the sleeves off my Snuggie because it makes me look more badass.

Burning 1000 calories is easy! I burned the pizza.

My holiday diet of eggnog and rum cake hasn't really helped my waistline but it's done wonders for my personality.

How to Celebrate Festivus. Dec. 23 http://ow.ly/FkpA

Money-saving laundry tip: smell each item multiple times until you can no longer tell if it's clean or dirty. Voilà! No need to do laundry.

Ya ever just want to empty a clip into your laundry instead of doing it?

A friends friend is talking about the crazy parties he went to while on his college bowling team. I don't think I can keep from laughing.

7;50pm If I go to bed right now when I wake up Ill realize today was all a dream.

Do you ever wonder if you are capable of not fucking things up? Ne meither.

Dec 21st is the shortest day of the year. Thank god, I need this day over.

It must be Monday?!

Can you at least wait until I'm done explaining my idea before you start making faces?

Did you ever have one of those days that you just cant avoid having mud in your face

In spite of my faults, I have excellent bad judgment.

NEVER congratulate a lady on her pregnancy UNLESS SHE TELLS YOU SHE'S PREGNANT. Some times it's just FAT. Oops.

12:55pm A belated good morning. I still haven't quite woken up. I hate eggnog w/whiskey. Ouch.

It sure takes a long time for Alka-Seltzer to dissolve in eggnog. Good night

Going home in backseat shes upset at me Manuel thinks it funny.

Thats not a candy cane but u can lick it if youd like. Hehe Oh, to much eggnog. ok maybe the whiskey in the eggnog, u think?

Great party. Have to hide my texting, she hates it when i text. I'll take another eggnog!

They say things look good grouped in 3s. I totally agree. Seeing myself sammiched between my 2 fav people is very aesthetically pleasing :)

Last min. shopping 4 my last Xmas party of the year. One of the few the three of us will go together.

Help save Santa. Jack Bauer Interrogates Santa Claus http://ow.ly/NfaD

Procrastinators Rejoice! http://ow.ly/N7Sy

Proposing name change from 'Democratic Party' to the 'Victim Party' because we're getting screwed. Pass the lube please. (thx mark)

Dear Santa, I have your elves. This year send me what i ask for, or these suckers are lawn ornaments.

repost: "Joining a Facebook group about creative productivity is like buying a chair about jogging."

SAD, that time of the year. 'Seasonal Asshole Disorder'.

@danger_ranger URBAN MEMORY-the old BurningMan office in SanFrancisco falls to the wrecking ball: http://bit.ly/8cpha3

The Twitter Police is Watching You. http://ping.fm/edtSG

I've just been put in time-out! Can she do that? I guess I'll think about it while I sit in the corner.

Stanford study claims that watching less TV can lead to weight loss. http://ping.fm/Cz0se

Bit.ly Goes Pro, Tells Goo.gl To Suck.it http://ping.fm/RYfn9

Tiger Woods' corporate sponsors are pulling out just in time, but he's already familiar with this method.

The only way my neighbors coffee could be any more disgusting is if it was being spit into my mouth by the dog.

Bit.ly Just Got Fu.kd: Facebook And Google Get Into The Short URL Game. http://ow.ly/Mgie

Hey, where did the weekend go? I was robbed! But I had fun, fun, FUN!!!

What a great sunny day for snowboading. Had a great time.

Xmas party was better then expected. Good food, good friends, big blast. Two down, two to go.

Overheard her talking about measuring balls. I'm hoping & praying she was talking about Christmas ornaments... But then again, never mind...

More Vicodin.....I mean Coffee.

I'm sure the House Blend compliments the pumpkin scone quite nicely but I'm looking for a coffee that pairs well with Vicodin.

Going out for breakfast as soon as I find the snow shovel.

ADAM SANDLER HANUKKAH SONG http://ping.fm/MQ4de

10 Ways Social Media Will Change In 2010
http://ping.fm/9C0E6

Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish friends. Hanukkah begins at sundown on Friday December 11

Start your day with a nice cup of coffee... rather than heroin.

"STFU". My Hero! http://ping.fm/vHsTd

Aaahh!!! Both shower pipes frozen (outside pipe walls). Sponge bath time, just like )'(

Coffee and Red Bull? Hmmm, let me think about that.

I could get used to this cold weather if the results are cuddling to keep warm ☺

I'm starting to think the CIA programmed me to kill upon hearing the song 'Jingle Bell Rock.'

Ouch! I knew yesterdays -ouch- snowboarding -ouch- would catch -ouch- up to me. I'm going -ouch- back to bed -ouch-

Oh, why must my muscles always ripple like a really buff prowling jaguar?! (Hey, we all have our fantasies. I dont make fun of yours)

Mmmmm roasted rabbit mmmm. And that's why you don't go shopping at the pet store while hungry.

What a great time snowboarding today. Ouch, I'm I going to be sore tomorrow. http://ping.fm/LHt9p

Glenn Beck has a movie? I didn't know this, Apparently I wasn't the only one. http://ping.fm/OXjk1

AT&T still sucks. I keep finding problems with my account(web lookup). AT&T: "evryting fine in our screen." Next bill will till. 1.5hr lost

I meant to do that. Just not at that moment.

Having a "blond" moment.

snow ÷ cold + fireplace x two = snuggling with someone special

snowing

Manuel in still having food cravings. Mangoes now. (twin sister is pregnant)

I discovered the best way to untangle Christmas lights is with scissors. Hey, it works

When the Romans plotted the constellations, why oh why didn't they use the "Joy of Sex". Uvula Major I would remember.

Going to Planetarium tonight.

If anyone is wandering about with a pie, you're welcome to drop by. I have forks.

I’m all for helpful beeps and boops at the ATM, but that cricket fallowed by laughter sound effect was completely uncalled for.

Mom would be so proud. I just ate all the dehydrated vegetables in my cup o' soup.

Is it time to celebrate Festivus?