No You Can't (Featuring John Boehner) http://ping.fm/AtsQH

Boobs, Bacon, Coffee. I love waking up in the morning.

10 Unforgivable Sins of Single Men http://ping.fm/0AUmo

"You have to admit, healthcare reform sure beats the most lasting domestic reform of the last guy: warrantless wiretaps."

Is Fox going to report the "baby-killer" comment? Not so far. The "News" in the name, is it only for show? I know...I know dumb question.

The next trending topic "Baby Killer" shouted by Republican member of Congress (??)

Let not forget Rush Limbaugh moves to Cosa Rica. http://ping.fm/de8xY

Want to see grown men cry? Fox News

And the hate begins on Fox News. That didn't take long.

Waiting for Fox News to say "The World Will End Tomorrow!"

For someone who had no plans for this weekend, the last 36hrs were wild. I'm sure someone will till me all about it. I need sleep.

Next time...Tar-jae

Look lady, I'm just saying that if your ass looks like it's eating the MDs stool, you should probably rethink the double BigMac & shake.

What's the required teeth to tattoo ratio for employment at Walmart?

Slow night at WalMart only 3 mullet & 4 wife beater t shirts

I'm bored, Road trip! WalMart, U know what that means. Stay tuned. A little something in the meantime. http://ping.fm/we86w

It's Friday Night! Jane is visiting her mother, Manuel is spending time with twin sister. And me....

Where does your politician get his money and how does he vote afterward? http://maplight.org/

Truck Pushes Car Down Highway At High Speed. http://ping.fm/UJYPk

At least 40%? We really have high standards. http://www.kansascity.com/2010/03/17/1819085/ed-secretary-ban-ncaa-teams-with.html

How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others?

I had no idea it was steak and blowjob day. Good thing I already had my blowjob. Quick anybody have a steak!

CONSERVATIVE someone who just can't stand to move the clock one hour forward so, instead moves the clock 23 hours backwards.

Ever Stop And Think......... have one of those realization.....and say you're the luckiest person in the world. yep, that's what I mean ☺

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Fell asleep while I was on the phone with Manuel. Ooops

Watch out guys they are out 2 get u and they're trained. "Husband-Hunting school". http://ow.ly/1h8b9

What does Al-Qaida and the GOP have in common? FEAR! http://ow.ly/1h7IH

Kenya Blend coffee

What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?

Watching Tosh.O funny!

Wearing my favorite religious shirt its very 'Holey'' under both arms, side, back, neck u get the picture.

Things that make you go hmm: How come there aren't B batteries?

Things that make you go hmm: Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

GOP state senator comes out of closet in aftermath of drunk driving arrest http://ow.ly/1fO3m

Just woke up, what a night. Coffee...Need...Coffee.

There comes a day in everyone's life that they need to stop procrastinating and stop making excuses for everything That day is....tomorrow!?

Spent the last 4 hours reinstalling my OSX. Thats what I get for playing with the terminal input. More work ahead reinstalling programs.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. -- Oscar Wilde

Dumb People=Funny Things http://ping.fm/Dk2fz

The care of human life and happiness, and not their destruction, is the first and only object of good government.
Thomas Jefferson