In this wind just getting to the car is a two person job, here we go.

Just finished Infection TNG: Double Helix Bk1of6. Give it a 3 out of 5. A quick read.

Its a white Monday.

Just finished reading "Double Dexter". I enjoyed it 3.5 out of 5 stars

Love is... sitting through the Oscars. *help*

Finally rooted my DroidX, removing all crapware and bloatware. Love it!

If we don't build that fence, how are we going to stop gorgeous Mexican boys from blowing our. Republican Arizonian Sheriffs.

If it wasn't for them sitting down Id think I watch this debate 19 times already.

Romney just said "Bush" I have to take a drink. What are the odds?

Santorum offers Ron Paul 2 let him touch him. HE MUST BE GAY!

GOP + Thunderdome ?
Three men inter... no man leaves

When I see someone in public talking on a bluetooth. I like stand next to them, lean in & whisper "It's ok I see them too"

Hope I'm not coming down with something. Getting the chills all of a suddenly.

Hello. Hellooo! YOU POCKET DIALED ME! HELLLOOO!

Happy Bday Zelda 26yrs old today!

February 21st is National Sticky Bun Day. Going into sugar shock.

Hello. Hello... I'm In Your Pocket... HELLO!

Pro-Hummer!

Arizona Sheriff Paul Babeu : About 100% of closeted gay hypocrites are registered Republicans.

Don't let this happen to you. Let me know if I can help ;)
Aphallatosis is a mental disorder resulting from a LACK of a sex life.

You can poke someones eye out with that.

All my thoughts are random...

Thank you Sheldon Adelson. Let the Circus continue.

Reality show idea: GOP presidential canidates Cage Match fight! I'd pay to see that.

I'm only an organ donor because I like the thought of somebody wanting me just for my amazing body.

At some point, Americans decided that HAVING stuff was better than MAKING stuff. http://ping.fm/4Pxub

Now i"m waiting for my steak. http://ping.fm/KISiS

Love: a temporary insanity, killed by marriage.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

If you love something set it free, but give it enough of a head start before you run it down and kill it.

If you're not getting what you need from your relationship it may be time for drastic measures, like asking for what you need.

If your Valentine has a heart of GOLD. I think now's the perfect time to trade it in for cash.

Happy Valentine's Day! Have u had your Blow Job Today!

Handing out bows & arrows randomly to babes...It is Valentine's Day after all. Do Your Part!

Sending flowers to your significant other at work is a great way to tell all their coworkers that you used to have $70.

Bluetooth vs. WIFI
http://ping.fm/HPOUd

Looking for a person who will go around with me and hand out Valentine's Day cards to random people that say "BE OURS". lol

Like many Americans on Valentine's Day, Republicans are going to spend the day settling on someone they don't love. http://ping.fm/QAP2s

Finished reading "Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep" Plot used for the 1982 film "Blade Runner". Give it 4.5 out of 5.

Tomorrow is Valentine's day. Starting the celebrations with a romantic lunch today. Share the love!

When you pee in your dream, you pee for real. This kind of a "wetdream" I don't like.

I'm jealous of anyone with a low tolerance to drugs.

Ready...Set...Slide!

Clearly, the people who want a Constitutional amendment banning gay marriage know that the Constitution as it is allows gays to marry.

Do dogs consider us a) their best friends b) just the dumbasses that give'm a place to crash and free food.

"Sword playing"!

For a good time call Domino's for some stuffed cheesy bread you can suck the innards out of like a 5 dollar hooker.

They say to dress for the job you want, but no one's willing to pay me to be a lazy beach bum.

I think about u naked all the time...

How many Daddy issues are you hiding under all that eyeliner?

SAME kitchen table + MORE friends = GoodER times!

Kitchen table + good friends = Good Times!

There's a rumor going around here that I'm starting. Shh, pass it on.

It should be illegal to be outgoing before 8am.

Okay, I'm DVRing the Puppy Bowl. Nobody tell me/post what happens, PLEASE.

No plans for tonight? Here's a guide to throwing a last-minute Super Bowl party: http://ping.fm/NyVOo

Today, February 5th is International Kissing Day.
Kisses for all and some of you wet ones.

I like "Read In Bed Day" or as some of you know it as Sunday!

The ONE talking point Obama-haters like Santelli came up with to knock yesterday's jobs report is false. http://ping.fm/2jJfd