I remember when, a "dashboard" was something you banged your dates heads on, not a bunch of shit on a computer screen. The good old days.

Ignorance has just officially replaced baseball as America's national pastime.

Blondes do not have a monopoly on dumb. You want proof? Sarah Palin and Christine O'Donnell!

rp: "Hold this flaming bag of shit, I'm off to Lobbyist Orchestrated Amnesiastan!" - George W. Bush to Barack Obama, 2009

How too defeat the Tea Party? Let them talk.

Good night

It's gonna take a whole mess of blow jobs to fix this day.

'Death ray' at Vegas hotel pool heats up guests. http://ping.fm/B0eqq

20 Classic movie farts in two minutes. http://ping.fm/4hRAB

"Screw you it's about MY JOB" Congress to people

"Pimp" James O'Keefe at it again. http://ping.fm/1Ewfm

"Does anyone really believe that these companies, out of their black-oil hearts..." http://ping.fm/F4Yvy

Truck sex. http://ping.fm/U9tIe

Tahoe here we come.

Current temperature: pants optional.

Ghetto swimming pool. http://ping.fm/WPaaW

There’s trouble brewing, guys or is it gals now? http://ping.fm/DkhPI

Saw someone washing a banana in the sink and now I cant stop wondering what the hell she did with it.

7 Signs that Winnie the Pooh characters are on drugs. http://ping.fm/SLres

Courage does not always roar. sometimes its the quite voice at the end of the day, saying "i will try again tomorrow!" Radmacher

Having a lazy Sunday. That could be dangerous. ☢

If my nuts were chocolate covered ...thats all.

I judge how much of a bum you are in real life based on how frequently you post. Currently I'm way up there. I can't wait for my trophy!

Whenever I get depressed about society and how dumb we are, I try to remember that every one of us is here because someone wanted to orgasm.

"If you are earning more than $1million a year and are complaining about a 3.6% tax increase, then you are by definition a greedy asshole."

I think god invented football to get us to pray more on Sundays.

O'Donnell "evolution is a myth." http://ping.fm/1i5uF

KARMA?? Neo-Nazi Couple Find Out They're Jewish. http://ping.fm/o1lbg

You know that thing Meatloaf wouldn't do for love? I think I did it last night.

I DO NOT kiss and tell. Thats what the video is for.

Let the evening begin! Going dark Jane hates it when i text.

Change that passed 1 pulled in. picking now.

Stopping at the florist. Ok, grocery store

Time 2jump in the shower. Its that time of the month.

New Documents Show Bush Administration Planned War in Iraq Well Before 9/11/2001. http://ow.ly/2JQOm

No boy toys. Luckily I have my own. http://ping.fm/IaNy1

Congress considering emergency funds to help out Farmville farmers hurt by Facebook outage.

Got drunk last night, woke up thinking I was at a waterpark. Turns out my head was in the toilet bowl.

People are strange... I'm a people!?

Ouch, maybe someone should make sure his not choking on his own blood.

Hmmm, I'm the only one in the room without a tattoo. Does that means that if we have the apocalypse now they'd eat me first???

I just met a friends boyfriend and... somewhere there's a meth lab that's unattended

I can look but I can't touch. I forgot my hazmat suit.

Hot Biker Sluts ☠ I'm so over my head.

When I see bikers wave at each other on the road I just assume they're thanking each other for the previous night's blowjobs. (I'm dead)

WHAT? I couldn't hear you over the roar of the motorcycles!

Enjoying a Reno Street Vibrations Night with friends.

Elmo Testifies Before Congress. What U DON'T REMEMBER? Really in 2002. http://ping.fm/d3VGP

Going to the dogs ....Okay, dog park.

Call me uncultured if you must, but I always judge a basilica by its gargoyles.

Thanks to YouTube and Katy Perry I can finally cross off "masturbating to Sesame Street" from my bucket list.

Stephen Colbert cracks jokes at Capitol Hill hearing. http://ping.fm/ywjxq

But fellas, if you aren't making laser gun sound effects while peeing you're doing it all wrong.

Why do people talk on their phones when they're in the bathroom? There is nothing I have to say that can't wait until I'm done peeing.

The frequency with which so many of you report posting-while-pooping deftly ensures the rest of us will never ask to borrow your phone.

Corporate America looks at me only as a potential revenue stream. Boy, are they going to be disappointed.

Footage of the installation of the last piece of the Gateway Arch in St. Louis on Oct. 28, 1965. http://ping.fm/gEBGf

"When parents saw their children run outside to play, and productivity shot up...people knew something was wrong" http://ping.fm/8tzf0

Why no mention of "Earmarks" in the GOP "Pledge with America". Because it's their bread and butter. http://ping.fm/WAcIY

Official music video for OK Go's 'White Knuckles'. http://ping.fm/FrIqL

I'm old enough to know what's bad for me and young enough to do it. hehe ;)

Reno Street Vibrations
22 thru September 26, 2010 in Sparks, NV.
(Jane doesn't like Motorcycles.)
http://ping.fm/5PX3s

Still dont know what 2do on our date this weekend. Cant be a movie. Has 2be something we can interact/talk with each other. Ideas? (for 3)

Just received my "App Inventor for Android" invite. Okay, what app should I make? What would u like 2see? Something for )'(

rp: BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is down. Worker productivity rises. U.S. climbs out of recession.

Facebooks up! I exist, I exist! (how sad)

Facebook Down, Facebook Down!

Fear of Tea. http://ping.fm/JxPgV

Close calls. http://ping.fm/pavXM

I've been tricked, misadvertisement! "Booby Trap" is not what it sounds like.

What was accomplished with the Contract with America? I must be missing somthing. http://ping.fm/YdyrG

GOPs "Pledge to America" had to be dumbed-down from "Contract with America" http://ping.fm/rAU4F

I don't know what to say about this one.
You don't mess with OUR men & women's Veterans hospital.
http://ping.fm/i7RDj

"...50,000 plus people in a hostile environment, and somehow this is meant to be fun?..." http://ping.fm/qD18A

Karl Rove vindicated? O'Donnell polls down. http://ping.fm/Jw86j

I'm too apathetic for a group hug. Let's do a group shrug.

Lunch time. What wine pairs best with cup of noodles?

Hotel kicks out couple after they allegedly write negative review. http://ping.fm/IWfQh

@DalaiLama When we reach beyond the confines of narrow self-interest, our hearts become filled with strength.

More Tea. http://ping.fm/eqWj7

Notice to solicitors. http://ping.fm/wwPS0

Sometimes people's taste in music is so bad that you can actually taste it.

http://ping.fm/cVFCr

People who are against masturbation are such jerk-offs.

Delaware Tea Party. http://ping.fm/CCVmA

Palin would "give it a shot" in 2012. Yeah, and we get to wear the target.

Last day of summer :(

Confucius say… If you are in a book store and cannot find the book for which you search,
you are obviously in the….. http://ow.ly/2CxiB

I’m so gullible I occasionally find myself Believing It’s Butter. And that politicians are on my side.

*Half-term* Palin For President! (i love the jokes)

BFF Makes the Oxford English Dictionary. http://ping.fm/PfH8z

Incredible footage, a gunner takes a bullet in the head; his helmet saves his life. God bless our men. http://ping.fm/mqBVK

The Recession over, research group says. Can somebody tell my bank account that. http://ping.fm/GKMLm

From a friend: Plastic surgery is to make your outside look like you feel in the inside. FAKE!

International Talk Like a Wookie Day.

Monday, there is no escape! http://ping.fm/SyiMS

Christine O'Donnell: "I Dabbled Into Witchcraft" http://ping.fm/ircHS

Easy way 2 get more Air Bags in your car. http://ping.fm/N3ieg

Drink of the Gods. http://ping.fm/cnwuc

Park time. Bear loves it. He gets to see all his dog friends.

Does the Pope know you dont wear white after Labor Day?

Do Australians ever stop barbecuing shrimp?

Are you ready for some football?

What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room?
……..A full set of teeth.

rp: How many licks does it take to get to the center of the Republican party?

Trick question. There is no center.

Why you drink. http://ping.fm/0Tn2K

It's all over my chin. ...still pizza people.

A Three Way In My Mouth! ...pizza people, three cheese pizza!

GOTP = Grand Old Tea Party

Next time someone says "stab you in the neck", you should.

Next time someone says "oh snap", you should.

OMG Is that me? http://ping.fm/bHPFz

I think hoarders would be the easiest people to buy gifts for.

TV... TV... Its under here somewhere. News papers... Fast food... Whats this?? Here it is! Almost missed my favorite TV show Hoarders.

Ahh, a quiet night at home. What to do, what to do?

R = Republican
RR = Radical Republican
RRR = ???

The Next time a politician says he is on your side, realize he is a politician and the world hasn't become Candy Land.

The restored "Metropolis" is out on DVD. http://ping.fm/PS2tG

@lafix How would one punish someone for masturbating? Tell me, real slow.

GO TEA PARTY! There screwing with the GOP so bad.

O'Donnell is NO Palin, who knows she my finish a full term.

Lunch time! I just lost my appetite. :( http://ping.fm/1Gq9k

Dusty Memories :)

Hot investments. http://ping.fm/gvTBx

Babies eating lemons for the first time. http://ping.fm/EYs3c

Na, when life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes

When life hands me lemons, I write a very strongly-worded letter.

What not to say on a 1st date: Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?

The underutilized mind creates unnecessary drama.

The Known Universe. http://ping.fm/G31AA

The ultimate combover. How can you not know how weird this looks? http://ow.ly/2CvU2

It was nice seeing old friends today. Talking about old times reminded me how fucked up we were.

It nice to visit with family today. Talking about other family members reminded me that I'm not always the fucked up one.

2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

Engineer’s conversion table: Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
….Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Are you ready for some football? What does the average Univ. of Florida player get on his SATs?
……..Drool.

Irish hand dancing?! http://ping.fm/ZnO7a

Where should you pee? http://ping.fm/0WTPO

Always do what you wish you could.

X-Ray expression. http://ping.fm/XlgRQ

)'( BRC from satellite 2010. http://ping.fm/4saWr

Burning Man 2010 in Google Earth. http://ping.fm/aEnNR

I try to be tolerant but then there are Palins & the Becks. http://ping.fm/941iQ

Thieves Target Homes Based on Facebook Updates. http://ping.fm/tbEIY

Malcolm in the middle @ burning man. For those that havent seen it & for those that have. http://ping.fm/a6mRa

Did the GOP just blink? http://ping.fm/Q6bo1

Monday, why can't you be more like Sunday? Sunday would never pull any of the shit crap you do.

"Igor." Is it only me, or is that an ominous name for a hurricane?

Default world is over rated.

Never underestimate the stupidity of the American voters.

I'm starting to see some of you as complex individuals, with good thoughts, feelings & emotions. Let's just stick to dicks & boobs, okay?

It's perfectly normal to masturbate in the shower, just don't expect them to refund your gym membership.

)'( Quote: That not apple juice in that bottle.

“I have been to the BlackRockDesert. Ive seen a new heaven & earth & I invite you all to come out & experience what is possible” LarryHarvey

coffee. http://ping.fm/Ncq5G

Having a talk with drunk friend about his marriage, & Im cheering him up. I never said I was good at this.

If pot is a gateway to heroin, marriage must be the gateway to murder.

I know that marriage is really about locking somebody in so you can become fat and complacent.

Just when my doctor thought I was making progress, all my imaginary friends are back.

Judging all Christians by the few crazy ones out there is the same as judging all Muslims by the few that made this day famous.

rp:155 Republicans in the House voted NO on a bill to aid 911 Responders w/ better health care. "Never Forget" means these Americans too.

2,993 confirmed victims. The youngest was 2 years old - The oldest 85. 3,251 children lost a Parent. September 11th 2001

16 Things you didn’t know about the NFL. http://ping.fm/bYPM6

Snail mail. http://ping.fm/msh7i

Movie Night!! Its my turn to pick the movie but I'm going to let Jane choose it tonight.

Just encountered a situation in which I'm being "the mature one". Yes, that's funny 2me2

Brother: What do you think is my best quality? Me: For a fat guy, you sure don't sweat much.

Where r my shoes or river sandals? Did I leave them at the BRIBH? If u see them gray tennis shoes and brown river sandals.

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. Jean-Paul Sartre

Inflatable street art. I just love this. http://ping.fm/boJMb

How beautiful it is to do nothing and then rest afterwards. Proverb

The egg is probably my favorite type of breakfast embryo, yummy.

Good news, my left eye is feeling/looking better. Bad news, now my right eye is red & itchy.

Sleeped in my own bed in almost a month. Dust free sheets, a pillow I can bury my face in. :)

I make it through a month of sand & wind with no health problems. I'm in town less then an hour & I get an eye infection.

Maybe I should not have turned on the news. There goes my happy buzz

Back to the default world. Hi all, what been going?

Burn...BURN...BURN!!!