Honest, we’re not all this stupid. Really... No, really. http://ping.fm/MEbj1

That’s just not right. http://ping.fm/VhVGq

17 Things you should know about DNA. http://ping.fm/Tk64Q

The Trojan Horse. Would it still work today??? http://ping.fm/cMWWh

McDONALD’S:
McSquat,
Mickey D’s,
Burp,
Rotten Ronnie’s

A brief guide to boogers. http://ping.fm/rWI1Z

Blondestar. http://ping.fm/66aV1

Talking now about Admin things. No rest.

Time for break @ the BRIBH

I hope someday I 'm as creepy as you are.

Running late, hostel eta... 1hr?

All about Craigslist. http://ping.fm/3uc3x

WalMart starts tracking you? http://ping.fm/Leial

"Kate Gosselin, Sarah Palin Going Camping." Does Kate know what happened when Dick Cheney was alone in the woods with someone? http://ping.fm/vyo1R

America’s Favorite Drugs Cost Benefit Analysis http://ping.fm/jdThy

You are here. http://ping.fm/4ozNf

How could anyone's religion be right when what u believe is almost entirely based on where u r born?

Bacon mug of cheese. http://ping.fm/R8EzE

We're hot & sweaty at the hostl

Stops breathing, I can hear you.

TACO DOWN!!!! TACO DOWN!!!!

RED LOBSTER:
Dead Lobster,
Led Robster,
Fish Stickster

You have my unconditional love as soon as you meet my list of demands.

The Mel Gibson offended minorities checklist. http://ping.fm/F1QNB

I want to go to A Rack. http://ping.fm/H7Ryo

What’s in that box of Cocoa Puffs? http://ping.fm/BJrr2

We’ve all had mornings like this… http://ping.fm/weuDG

What kind of person eats cheesecake after working out? ...but it looks so goooood.

15 things you didn’t know about Star Wars. http://ping.fm/fKhce

The BP oil spill re-enacted by cats. http://ping.fm/0IKmp

Where's the "Your kid looks weird" button on facebook?

A beautiful summer evening in Reno can make it impossible to hate life. I fucking hate that.

Minitropolis is now the proud owner of its OWN power grid... Commercial 6,000 watt Multiquip generator (honda powered)

Taliban Training Monkey Terrorists? http://ping.fm/zub5t

Did BP help get terrorist out of prison in 2009. Flight 103 over Lockerbie, Scotland, 1988? http://ping.fm/jl2u1

Standing at urinal is not the best time to realize you maybe shouldt have worn flip flops today.

So tired sleep time Good night all

My neighbors mind never stops. I know this because it's attached to her mouth.

Enough sun for one day.

Tahoe her we come!

Want to report a crime in Oakland? Go online and fill out a police report instead. http://ping.fm/n0bJk

Video games dont make u a killer they just make u a beater killer.

I've made many wrong turns in life, but I think this one might be the right.... Damn it, missed it again!

World’s largest skateboard wreck. http://ping.fm/rt0v7

Build your own air conditioner. http://ping.fm/xIaQO

Lipshits. Right in front of me cant get away. help!

Yummy. http://ping.fm/fzMZb

Why We Tea-Bag. http://ping.fm/r298X

Don't see your life pass you by, take it and hold on!

@pattonoswalt Let's not forget who killed Jesus -- ambitious politicians pandering to religious conservatives.

At hostel. Power out for last hour. Having nice chat in cool night in back

Fish is on top of it. Go fish!

At hostel work, work!

Russian spies forced out of USA. But don't worrie Sarah Palin can keep an eye on them from her back yard.

I'm confused, did I just see a black athlete holding a press conference and he wasn't apologizing for banging someone that wasn't his wife?

Louisiana passes bill to let people bring guns to church. For those times God doesn't answer prayers. http://ping.fm/9iqBQ

"Because the cops were chasing him." Finally, an answer to that damn question! http://ping.fm/SNWMv

My taco shells did not survive the trip home. But, on the bright side I do have tortilla chips now.

"This Van Is Not A Four Wheel Vehicle."

It's so hot, I'd rather be at Juplaya!

Lindsay Lohan nail polish that read "Fuck You" in court. It should have read "Fuck Me." http://ping.fm/TLkbm

¿In or Out? It's nice out. I think I'll leave it out.

Oh, nothing. Just putting some talcum powder on, cant forget the crotch. You?

Bear enjoyed his weekend at Juplaya, he was such a "ham". But I think its catching up on him, he really doesn't want to move.

Stamp cost is going up again. Don't forget to e-mail all your friends and let them know ;)

For Sale: Innovative Baby Products. http://ping.fm/ktXuP

BP The Board Game. http://ping.fm/5hhpK

Bad decisions make good stories. And do I have stories!

4th of Juplaya was grrreat!! Sunburned, I'm I going to hurt tomorrow

5 Stages of grief. http://ping.fm/BAn7p

♫Aaannticipation is making me wait♫. http://ping.fm/Z8AoZ

Did Google just go Chines or is it just me?

??Violin & hip hop?? I Like! http://ping.fm/2728J

Is Apple is taking the position that nothing is wrong with the iPhone antenna? http://ping.fm/fM2DV