Is this way she hates me posting I get carried away with it? I dont do it when shes looking but she knows im doing it. If she asks I stop

Not posting again. Having our last dinner in PV.
http://foursquare.com/venue/11782229

Words that need to be invented. http://ping.fm/BIGNd

Have you ever seen one like this? (Part 1 Tomorrow for part 2) http://ping.fm/NuemF

Calm down… It’s a baby panda. http://ping.fm/tWqCq

What do you wish? http://ping.fm/xjIgZ

Things you didn’t know about sleep. http://ping.fm/lWXNU

Why people think they’re fat. http://ping.fm/AeXuP

Ahmed, the Iraqi birthday clown. http://ping.fm/VHZy1

Sally Bangs The Clown. http://ping.fm/ekbOn

Famous crimes. http://ping.fm/9BCMv

The circle of life. GO, Kitty. http://ping.fm/rV3qH

Truck transport. http://ping.fm/ae13N

Similarities between cats ans women. http://ping.fm/TRgWP

House/dog sitting for my brother.

One quality I’m not looking for… http://ping.fm/r717L

Watching that teen mom show, but why do white people get famous doing stuff that black people have been doing for years? (I'm I fired?)

Scientists at Georgia Tech have taught robots how to trick humans. So whatever you do, don't pull a robot's finger.
http://ping.fm/jFq4i

"Take Me Out" by Atomic Tom LIVE on NYC subway. http://ping.fm/aCvk1

20 yr old Police Chief woman/student. She has "balls". http://ping.fm/LgGA7

Facebook "Disconnect" Chrome Extension. http://ping.fm/FLecN

World Record Model Rocket Launch 3200. http://ping.fm/XxRaT

Back in the office after 30 years. http://ping.fm/7voBZ

Bad thing about this time of the year is that u cant tell who just left their Christmas Lights up from last year or just barely put them up.

We gather knowledge faster than we gather wisdom. William Bell

FoxNews = Closterfuck network or is it Closterfuck network=FoxNews. The chicken or the egg

Tortilla tofu soup 4 lunch. like

Haven't decided what to do for Halloween. Any ideas 4the Reno area?

The cost of car insurance. http://ping.fm/dp4VZ

4am Okay, time to try this sleep thing again.

Warm milk maybe that will help

2.30am Insomnia lying here unable to sleep, thinking about tomorrow when ill be lying here unable to wake up.

Christine O'Donnel. 1st Amendment. ...2 easy a joke. That's all. http://ping.fm/XrP6s

Victoria's Secret now has Halloween costumes! But they keep riding up my ass ;)

Fighting a losing battle.

Joe Miller: Communist East Germany a Model for Border Security. http://ping.fm/Azh9X

"Women know your limits" http://ping.fm/ri4jV

Those who say Obama is a failure are the same ones who say it's too soon to judge Bush.

You've heard it's raining cat and dogs.
How about.
Its raining babys.
http://ping.fm/QE3DN

Bacteria are single celled organisms. Politicions are organisms that should be confined to a single cell.

Leave It To Beaver Mom " Barbra Billingsley passes on at age 94. http://ping.fm/TBrUe

Conan O'Brien Drives an Explosives-Packed Car Off A Cliff! http://ping.fm/vnccD

Sesame Street: Smell Like A Monster.
Look at urself now look at me look back to urself NOW...
http://ping.fm/eal6r

Being organized is good, but when you see 2people from your "must kill" list on the same day, a little spontaneity is fine. Right...RIGHT!

Christine O'Donnell admits Sean Hannity in back pocket. No new news here. http://ping.fm/BVBDQ

How to download a Copy of your entire Facebook Profile. http://ping.fm/xkOD5

"I agree with the constitution but only when it agrees with me" Wow! Paraphrasing a conversation.

Nice

Facebook's One-Time Passwords good for travelers. http://ping.fm/0pGEv

There is nothing quite as slow as a microwave minute.

You don't have to be good to succeed. You just gotta be the least shitty option.

The world would be a better place if stupid people took more naps. At least traffic would be lighter. oops, it's past my nap time.

9 Letter Word Riddle
http://ping.fm/yCVfE

Before social networking, life was a regimen of unrequited afterthoughts.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! The Tea Party has nothing to worry about!

OK, we're apparently done with the Delaware debate. Wow...

Delaware debate...so far no wink ;-)

What's the difference between a Chilean & a USA tragedy?? Politicians!

Comedy, Drama or Tragedy??? Find out tonight. http://ping.fm/VwixK

Planning ahead. I just bought a pair of jeans 2sizes 2 small. I can hope! By the power of Greyskull!!!! I WILL fit into these jeans.

Another Chilean miner just got voted out of the mine.

91% Came in from just three Billionaires. "I am NOT you!" needs 2be their new line. http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2010/09/20/rove_group_more_millionaire_donations

Brainwashing starts.... http://ping.fm/wQXVW

Idea: Ice Cream & Donuts!! Where are my elastic pants?

Help! Cant stop eating chocolate donuts on 3rd not even good donuts.

Nevada, you have till 7pm Voter Registration Deadline If you wish to vote in the general election you have to register in person.

There’s an app for that... THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT!!! Go ahead, sue me. http://ping.fm/mwZNO

Nevada Voter Registration Deadline Tuesday, Oct. 12 If you wish to vote in the general election you have to register in person.

Police: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Bikini Area. http://ping.fm/go4l4

Facts about Halloween. http://ping.fm/stx0l

Nevada Voter Registration Deadline Tuesday, Oct. 12 If you wish to vote in the general election you have to register in person.

Nevada Voter Registration Deadline Tuesday, Oct. 12 If you wish to vote in the general election you have to register in person.

This whole "gray hair" thing is getting old.

"half-baked Alaskan", oops I mean Half-term Sarah Palin same difference.

Mini Cannon. I want one or two or.... http://ping.fm/rPo4U

rp: To honor Columbus day, I'm going to "discover" someone else's property, say it is mine, and kill them if they disagree

rp: Dear Mr. Columbus: I regret to inform you that you have left the ground soaked with blood.

The early bird gets the worm. The late worm gets to live. Good enough for me, going back 2bed

Shhh, I see Smart Phones, I see Smart Chips & I see Smart Cars but I’m failing to see a smart GOP.

Perhaps my greatest disappointment is how close I came to being a porn star. Really, missed it by inches. Happy Porn Day

101010: In binary, that's 42 the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything.

The problem with porn.... Wait, what problem?

Happy XXX Porn day! (10-10-10)

Take On Me – Literal version. http://ping.fm/gLKaN

Unarmed This Time. http://ping.fm/0inX6

I didn't really need my self-esteem anyway...

If anyone is concerned about having too much self esteem, five minutes with my family ought to do the trick.

Going to spend the day with family...Help!

This Sunday 10-10-10 once every 1000yrs

Friend: "The real reason men lie is because women ask so many questions."

Brits serious about reducing carbon emissions. http://ping.fm/McnuV

Cockfighting without roosters ;)

Tea bag youth. http://ping.fm/1t3tC

¿?"Obama Should Be Executed"¿? http://ping.fm/q8tWG

Nothing like a hand down your pants to put a smile on your face. Though it would be better if it wasn't my own hand.

Love todays Google logo its playable. Happy Bday John Lennon

What the Tea Party needs is a good CTRL+ALT+DELETE

Now that I text at every stoplight, I never find time to pick my nose any more.

I think I may have dyslexia. It seems whenever I see "Baby on Board", I read it as "I TRIPLE-DOG DARE YOU!!!"

Have 2go2 downtown Reno. Dont like.

My major accomplishment today was... it was... I'm thinking.

If I prefer certain flavors of 'Soylent Green' over others, does that make me a racist?

Descent Tea Bagger. http://ping.fm/wLec1

The man in front of me is buying a pregnancy test. I bet this is the one time he wishes she sent him for tampons.

Outhouse Races in Virginia City Oct. 10-12. http://ping.fm/J6uQx

It is just SICK how busy I can look while doing nothing

Ever since )'( I'm always a little suspicious that apple juice might be pee.

I'm sure the stick up your ass is made of polished oak, encrusted with gold & infused with lavender oil.

The line on cell phones. http://ping.fm/VZ5m1

Sodomy, Teabagging. http://ping.fm/GQD4x

Sometimes I wonder if my entire life is just someone elses fantasy on the Star Trek holodeck. *computer end program* Noooooo!

"LAPD buys JetPacks" 'Closterfuck' level of idiocy never ceases to amaze me..." http://ping.fm/cru8A

Yes, I watch FoxNews. If I only listen/watch with those I agree with how would I be a better person for it.

Going to Beck and Limbaugh for political insight is liking asking the wolf how to guard the hen house.

DeMint says sexually-active single women shouldn't be teachers. But celibate single men are fine. Because that never ends badly. http://ping.fm/YNF90

Politics: I want to look away but I cant. It's my country too

rp: According to Christine O'Donnell, if you can't see something with your own eyes, it doesn't exist. Yay, she's an atheist!!!

"I am not a witch" not as good a slogan. "I am you" She compares herself to the majority of Americans? http://ping.fm/7aplk

Army Staff Sgt. Robert Miller with the nation’s highest award for valor. A real HERO in my teary eyes, thank you, all of you. http://ping.fm/hw5q8

Wheaton soldier killed in Afghanistan awarded Medal of Honor - live feed link http://ping.fm/LLOz8

The show must go on, or just stupidity. http://ping.fm/FSYlx

We had social networking when we were kids too... I think it was called "outside" back then though.

Being down is great for productivity, UNLESS YOU WORK ON FACEBOOK!

Facebook Down, Facebook Down!!! Again.

Need some peace and quiet. Time to switch to Google Wave.

Teabagging for Jesus. http://ping.fm/eQsOh

Michael Steele comes out of hiding. Why!

Was enjoying drive home watching lightning till one hit a few yds 2my right. Then it was pouring so hard i couldn't see more than a few feet

John McCain kept telling voters in New Hampshire that he won't be running for president again, no matter how many times they didn't ask him.

I'm always hard headed in the mornings.

rp: People are not Bisexual, A sexual, Heterosexual, Homosexual....PEOPLE are SEXUAL!!! For the love of rainbows, get it together people!

''We're on to them; we're on to this gangster government.''
Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) April 15, 2010

We have a flash flood warning.

Wow, last time it rained this hard some guy named Noah at least had a small boat.

Wow, the thunder is really loud.

I think this fly is plotting something, He keeps eyeing me & rubbing his front legs together like he's HERE HE COMES!!!

Thinking of getting the new G2. I remember when Apple & Blackberry were fruits not phones. I feel old.

Some people should come with subtitles. *That goes double for the Irish*

Who says there’s no I in Team? http://ping.fm/dj3AM

I made a voodoo doll of myself and now I can't stop touching it 'there'. What would Sigmund Freud say

I never tell someone to go to hell. If I already don't like them, why would I want to see them everyday?

God, other people my age are getting so old ;-)

FoxNews = "F" network

It's just sad that we have let OUR schools/kids/future get to this. http://ping.fm/gnO1w

A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you that it's bullshit and then listens some more.

London in the 1940s in Hi-res nice. http://ping.fm/dvjG0

Washington D.C. rated smartest city in the US. There must be incredibly smart people there to make up for stupidity on Capital Hill. http://ping.fm/t71fT

I'm so full from all that Chinese & Mexican in one day, but Im sure an hour from now I'll be horny again.

Now Manuel wants 2cum over, back in the shower. What hap2 my me day?

Have to clean my mess, shower. Booty call! Okay, she's coming over 2 pick-up her shoes for girls night out. But....

I'm playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so I obviously can't get off the couch or I'll die.

ITS A PARTY MONTH!! This October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays; it happens only once in 823 years. I'm going back to bed.

''I didn't really had a good answer, as so often -- is me.''
Sarah Palin, during her Tea Party convention speech, March 5, 2010

Playing Talking Heads as loud as I can: Byrne-ing down the house.

Its raining and home alone bored!!!

Hey what happened to the sun? It's raining.

Your conscience doesn't prevent you from doing it… It only prevents you from enjoying it.

Saw this on CNN. What talent, I'm Jealous. http://ping.fm/VunaW

Getting my testicles laminated. Long story. No, I guess that's it.

"...I just want to built and burn it..." Kiwi

Pac-Man played by real human-beings sitting in a cinema. http://ping.fm/isImZ

It's so hard to say goodbye. See u next year (& some of you in 7 months or...)

Chilling at the hostel

'What are you going to do to develop jobs in your state?' Well, that's not my job as a U.S. senator.''
Tea Party Sharron Angle, May 14, 2010

At hostel saying goodbyes 2 good friend

Droped bear at the groomers

A friend told me that she was going to trim her bush and mow her lawn this weekend. Was she talking about....???

I'm caught in a loop of overcoming the urge to create resistance.

If women like chocolate and vampires so much why didn't Count Chocula get more play?

I remember when, a "dashboard" was something you banged your dates heads on, not a bunch of shit on a computer screen. The good old days.

Ignorance has just officially replaced baseball as America's national pastime.

Blondes do not have a monopoly on dumb. You want proof? Sarah Palin and Christine O'Donnell!

rp: "Hold this flaming bag of shit, I'm off to Lobbyist Orchestrated Amnesiastan!" - George W. Bush to Barack Obama, 2009

How too defeat the Tea Party? Let them talk.

Good night

It's gonna take a whole mess of blow jobs to fix this day.

'Death ray' at Vegas hotel pool heats up guests. http://ping.fm/B0eqq

20 Classic movie farts in two minutes. http://ping.fm/4hRAB

"Screw you it's about MY JOB" Congress to people

"Pimp" James O'Keefe at it again. http://ping.fm/1Ewfm

"Does anyone really believe that these companies, out of their black-oil hearts..." http://ping.fm/F4Yvy

Truck sex. http://ping.fm/U9tIe

Tahoe here we come.

Current temperature: pants optional.

Ghetto swimming pool. http://ping.fm/WPaaW

There’s trouble brewing, guys or is it gals now? http://ping.fm/DkhPI

Saw someone washing a banana in the sink and now I cant stop wondering what the hell she did with it.

7 Signs that Winnie the Pooh characters are on drugs. http://ping.fm/SLres

Courage does not always roar. sometimes its the quite voice at the end of the day, saying "i will try again tomorrow!" Radmacher

Having a lazy Sunday. That could be dangerous. ☢

If my nuts were chocolate covered ...thats all.

I judge how much of a bum you are in real life based on how frequently you post. Currently I'm way up there. I can't wait for my trophy!

Whenever I get depressed about society and how dumb we are, I try to remember that every one of us is here because someone wanted to orgasm.

"If you are earning more than $1million a year and are complaining about a 3.6% tax increase, then you are by definition a greedy asshole."

I think god invented football to get us to pray more on Sundays.

O'Donnell "evolution is a myth." http://ping.fm/1i5uF

KARMA?? Neo-Nazi Couple Find Out They're Jewish. http://ping.fm/o1lbg

You know that thing Meatloaf wouldn't do for love? I think I did it last night.

I DO NOT kiss and tell. Thats what the video is for.

Let the evening begin! Going dark Jane hates it when i text.

Change that passed 1 pulled in. picking now.

Stopping at the florist. Ok, grocery store

Time 2jump in the shower. Its that time of the month.

New Documents Show Bush Administration Planned War in Iraq Well Before 9/11/2001. http://ow.ly/2JQOm

No boy toys. Luckily I have my own. http://ping.fm/IaNy1

Congress considering emergency funds to help out Farmville farmers hurt by Facebook outage.

Got drunk last night, woke up thinking I was at a waterpark. Turns out my head was in the toilet bowl.

People are strange... I'm a people!?

Ouch, maybe someone should make sure his not choking on his own blood.

Hmmm, I'm the only one in the room without a tattoo. Does that means that if we have the apocalypse now they'd eat me first???

I just met a friends boyfriend and... somewhere there's a meth lab that's unattended

I can look but I can't touch. I forgot my hazmat suit.

Hot Biker Sluts ☠ I'm so over my head.

When I see bikers wave at each other on the road I just assume they're thanking each other for the previous night's blowjobs. (I'm dead)

WHAT? I couldn't hear you over the roar of the motorcycles!

Enjoying a Reno Street Vibrations Night with friends.

Elmo Testifies Before Congress. What U DON'T REMEMBER? Really in 2002. http://ping.fm/d3VGP

Going to the dogs ....Okay, dog park.

Call me uncultured if you must, but I always judge a basilica by its gargoyles.

Thanks to YouTube and Katy Perry I can finally cross off "masturbating to Sesame Street" from my bucket list.

Stephen Colbert cracks jokes at Capitol Hill hearing. http://ping.fm/ywjxq

But fellas, if you aren't making laser gun sound effects while peeing you're doing it all wrong.

Why do people talk on their phones when they're in the bathroom? There is nothing I have to say that can't wait until I'm done peeing.

The frequency with which so many of you report posting-while-pooping deftly ensures the rest of us will never ask to borrow your phone.

Corporate America looks at me only as a potential revenue stream. Boy, are they going to be disappointed.

Footage of the installation of the last piece of the Gateway Arch in St. Louis on Oct. 28, 1965. http://ping.fm/gEBGf

"When parents saw their children run outside to play, and productivity shot up...people knew something was wrong" http://ping.fm/8tzf0

Why no mention of "Earmarks" in the GOP "Pledge with America". Because it's their bread and butter. http://ping.fm/WAcIY

Official music video for OK Go's 'White Knuckles'. http://ping.fm/FrIqL

I'm old enough to know what's bad for me and young enough to do it. hehe ;)

Reno Street Vibrations
22 thru September 26, 2010 in Sparks, NV.
(Jane doesn't like Motorcycles.)
http://ping.fm/5PX3s

Still dont know what 2do on our date this weekend. Cant be a movie. Has 2be something we can interact/talk with each other. Ideas? (for 3)

Just received my "App Inventor for Android" invite. Okay, what app should I make? What would u like 2see? Something for )'(

rp: BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is down. Worker productivity rises. U.S. climbs out of recession.

Facebooks up! I exist, I exist! (how sad)

Facebook Down, Facebook Down!

Fear of Tea. http://ping.fm/JxPgV

Close calls. http://ping.fm/pavXM

I've been tricked, misadvertisement! "Booby Trap" is not what it sounds like.

What was accomplished with the Contract with America? I must be missing somthing. http://ping.fm/YdyrG

GOPs "Pledge to America" had to be dumbed-down from "Contract with America" http://ping.fm/rAU4F

I don't know what to say about this one.
You don't mess with OUR men & women's Veterans hospital.
http://ping.fm/i7RDj

"...50,000 plus people in a hostile environment, and somehow this is meant to be fun?..." http://ping.fm/qD18A

Karl Rove vindicated? O'Donnell polls down. http://ping.fm/Jw86j

I'm too apathetic for a group hug. Let's do a group shrug.

Lunch time. What wine pairs best with cup of noodles?

Hotel kicks out couple after they allegedly write negative review. http://ping.fm/IWfQh

@DalaiLama When we reach beyond the confines of narrow self-interest, our hearts become filled with strength.

More Tea. http://ping.fm/eqWj7

Notice to solicitors. http://ping.fm/wwPS0

Sometimes people's taste in music is so bad that you can actually taste it.

http://ping.fm/cVFCr

People who are against masturbation are such jerk-offs.

Delaware Tea Party. http://ping.fm/CCVmA

Palin would "give it a shot" in 2012. Yeah, and we get to wear the target.

Last day of summer :(

Confucius say… If you are in a book store and cannot find the book for which you search,
you are obviously in the….. http://ow.ly/2CxiB

I’m so gullible I occasionally find myself Believing It’s Butter. And that politicians are on my side.

*Half-term* Palin For President! (i love the jokes)

BFF Makes the Oxford English Dictionary. http://ping.fm/PfH8z

Incredible footage, a gunner takes a bullet in the head; his helmet saves his life. God bless our men. http://ping.fm/mqBVK

The Recession over, research group says. Can somebody tell my bank account that. http://ping.fm/GKMLm

From a friend: Plastic surgery is to make your outside look like you feel in the inside. FAKE!

International Talk Like a Wookie Day.

Monday, there is no escape! http://ping.fm/SyiMS

Christine O'Donnell: "I Dabbled Into Witchcraft" http://ping.fm/ircHS

Easy way 2 get more Air Bags in your car. http://ping.fm/N3ieg

Drink of the Gods. http://ping.fm/cnwuc

Park time. Bear loves it. He gets to see all his dog friends.

Does the Pope know you dont wear white after Labor Day?

Do Australians ever stop barbecuing shrimp?

Are you ready for some football?

What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room?
……..A full set of teeth.

rp: How many licks does it take to get to the center of the Republican party?

Trick question. There is no center.

Why you drink. http://ping.fm/0Tn2K

It's all over my chin. ...still pizza people.

A Three Way In My Mouth! ...pizza people, three cheese pizza!

GOTP = Grand Old Tea Party

Next time someone says "stab you in the neck", you should.

Next time someone says "oh snap", you should.

OMG Is that me? http://ping.fm/bHPFz

I think hoarders would be the easiest people to buy gifts for.

TV... TV... Its under here somewhere. News papers... Fast food... Whats this?? Here it is! Almost missed my favorite TV show Hoarders.

Ahh, a quiet night at home. What to do, what to do?

R = Republican
RR = Radical Republican
RRR = ???

The Next time a politician says he is on your side, realize he is a politician and the world hasn't become Candy Land.

The restored "Metropolis" is out on DVD. http://ping.fm/PS2tG

@lafix How would one punish someone for masturbating? Tell me, real slow.

GO TEA PARTY! There screwing with the GOP so bad.

O'Donnell is NO Palin, who knows she my finish a full term.

Lunch time! I just lost my appetite. :( http://ping.fm/1Gq9k

Dusty Memories :)

Hot investments. http://ping.fm/gvTBx

Babies eating lemons for the first time. http://ping.fm/EYs3c

Na, when life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes

When life hands me lemons, I write a very strongly-worded letter.

What not to say on a 1st date: Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?

The underutilized mind creates unnecessary drama.

The Known Universe. http://ping.fm/G31AA

The ultimate combover. How can you not know how weird this looks? http://ow.ly/2CvU2

It was nice seeing old friends today. Talking about old times reminded me how fucked up we were.

It nice to visit with family today. Talking about other family members reminded me that I'm not always the fucked up one.

2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

Engineer’s conversion table: Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
….Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Are you ready for some football? What does the average Univ. of Florida player get on his SATs?
……..Drool.

Irish hand dancing?! http://ping.fm/ZnO7a

Where should you pee? http://ping.fm/0WTPO

Always do what you wish you could.

X-Ray expression. http://ping.fm/XlgRQ

)'( BRC from satellite 2010. http://ping.fm/4saWr

Burning Man 2010 in Google Earth. http://ping.fm/aEnNR

I try to be tolerant but then there are Palins & the Becks. http://ping.fm/941iQ

Thieves Target Homes Based on Facebook Updates. http://ping.fm/tbEIY

Malcolm in the middle @ burning man. For those that havent seen it & for those that have. http://ping.fm/a6mRa

Did the GOP just blink? http://ping.fm/Q6bo1

Monday, why can't you be more like Sunday? Sunday would never pull any of the shit crap you do.

"Igor." Is it only me, or is that an ominous name for a hurricane?

Default world is over rated.

Never underestimate the stupidity of the American voters.

I'm starting to see some of you as complex individuals, with good thoughts, feelings & emotions. Let's just stick to dicks & boobs, okay?

It's perfectly normal to masturbate in the shower, just don't expect them to refund your gym membership.

)'( Quote: That not apple juice in that bottle.

“I have been to the BlackRockDesert. Ive seen a new heaven & earth & I invite you all to come out & experience what is possible” LarryHarvey

coffee. http://ping.fm/Ncq5G

Having a talk with drunk friend about his marriage, & Im cheering him up. I never said I was good at this.

If pot is a gateway to heroin, marriage must be the gateway to murder.

I know that marriage is really about locking somebody in so you can become fat and complacent.

Just when my doctor thought I was making progress, all my imaginary friends are back.

Judging all Christians by the few crazy ones out there is the same as judging all Muslims by the few that made this day famous.

rp:155 Republicans in the House voted NO on a bill to aid 911 Responders w/ better health care. "Never Forget" means these Americans too.

2,993 confirmed victims. The youngest was 2 years old - The oldest 85. 3,251 children lost a Parent. September 11th 2001

16 Things you didn’t know about the NFL. http://ping.fm/bYPM6

Snail mail. http://ping.fm/msh7i

Movie Night!! Its my turn to pick the movie but I'm going to let Jane choose it tonight.

Just encountered a situation in which I'm being "the mature one". Yes, that's funny 2me2

Brother: What do you think is my best quality? Me: For a fat guy, you sure don't sweat much.

Where r my shoes or river sandals? Did I leave them at the BRIBH? If u see them gray tennis shoes and brown river sandals.

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. Jean-Paul Sartre

Inflatable street art. I just love this. http://ping.fm/boJMb

How beautiful it is to do nothing and then rest afterwards. Proverb

The egg is probably my favorite type of breakfast embryo, yummy.

Good news, my left eye is feeling/looking better. Bad news, now my right eye is red & itchy.

Sleeped in my own bed in almost a month. Dust free sheets, a pillow I can bury my face in. :)

I make it through a month of sand & wind with no health problems. I'm in town less then an hour & I get an eye infection.

Maybe I should not have turned on the news. There goes my happy buzz

Back to the default world. Hi all, what been going?

Burn...BURN...BURN!!!

Check your list twice & then check it again.

Hee hee

Were are you?

MANUEL

Shower time at the BRIBH

The counter OLDman moves at the speed of molasses. At this speed maybe tomorrow?

Pinking up trailer as we speak. Hitting playa sometime today

Ahh! Nothing like Playa Dust in the morning. It's going to be a good day.

I like to cut up my mix

I may go dark for a few days. Who knows I may have reception or I may refuse to put my smore down long enough to post anything

Trailer not ready

Going 2 pick up IRISH, greyhound

Going 2 pick up IRISH, greyhound

Check,,, check...check,,, BIKE air oiled, What else, what else?

Everyone out doing last min shopping @ the BRIBH. PS those not still past out from last night

TACO BELL:
Taco Hell,
Toxic Hell,
Taco Smell,
Make A Run For The Toilet

Kicking it back @ the hostel

Raining! Grab a power tool... cover the art... that 2...

Time 2 get out of the hot sun for a few

Making the worlds largest BONG... okay, okay the smokestack of 1 of the buildings

Skyping live from the front yard of the BRIBH.

At BRIBH -trailer will pick up Monday, I hope

Almost made it 2 BRIBH. Tire problem, tow truck on its way.

Popup camper closed, just a few more thing and I'm off.

Packing, have to finish packing

what did i forget... no, have that hAVe ThAT n o t t h a t n o t

Showered. Shoes. Car keys... CAR KEYS??? Dinner...Aunt running late.

Nibble... nibble... nibble

Ahh! have to have everything packed by tomorrow spend Sat/Sun night in Reno off 2playa Monday. Where did the time go?? So...Much...To...Do!!

My aunt just called and wants to take me out to dinner tonight. Do I have time? Have to make time.

You can find me at the Minitropolis camp at 8:30 & Guangzhou or at the art project Megatropolis 1600ft directly behind the Temple

Playa dust.... Inhale... (smile on face)

In a mad rush to get everything packed on playa the 16th night or 17th am

PIZZA HUT:
Pizza Slut,
Pizza Butt,
Pizza the Hutt,
Cheese On A Cracker

Nibble... nibble... nibble

12 Quirky science tricks for parties. http://ping.fm/Fzktn

You’re doing it backwards. http://ping.fm/TxjfO

Red Neck BBQ chair. http://ping.fm/sAd2E

Al Pacino’s screen test for The Godfather. http://ping.fm/fzAI9

WAL-MART:
Wally World,
Aisle Of Cram,
Hell,
Always Screaming Babies. Always.

The history of the Beatles… in hair. http://ping.fm/jQ6AC

Why Are There 5,280 Feet in a Mile? Making Sense of Measurements. http://ping.fm/Ephl9

Honest, we’re not all this stupid. Really... No, really. http://ping.fm/MEbj1

That’s just not right. http://ping.fm/VhVGq

17 Things you should know about DNA. http://ping.fm/Tk64Q

The Trojan Horse. Would it still work today??? http://ping.fm/cMWWh

McDONALD’S:
McSquat,
Mickey D’s,
Burp,
Rotten Ronnie’s

A brief guide to boogers. http://ping.fm/rWI1Z

Blondestar. http://ping.fm/66aV1

Talking now about Admin things. No rest.

Time for break @ the BRIBH

I hope someday I 'm as creepy as you are.

Running late, hostel eta... 1hr?

All about Craigslist. http://ping.fm/3uc3x

WalMart starts tracking you? http://ping.fm/Leial

"Kate Gosselin, Sarah Palin Going Camping." Does Kate know what happened when Dick Cheney was alone in the woods with someone? http://ping.fm/vyo1R

America’s Favorite Drugs Cost Benefit Analysis http://ping.fm/jdThy

You are here. http://ping.fm/4ozNf

How could anyone's religion be right when what u believe is almost entirely based on where u r born?

Bacon mug of cheese. http://ping.fm/R8EzE

We're hot & sweaty at the hostl

Stops breathing, I can hear you.

TACO DOWN!!!! TACO DOWN!!!!

RED LOBSTER:
Dead Lobster,
Led Robster,
Fish Stickster

You have my unconditional love as soon as you meet my list of demands.

The Mel Gibson offended minorities checklist. http://ping.fm/F1QNB

I want to go to A Rack. http://ping.fm/H7Ryo

What’s in that box of Cocoa Puffs? http://ping.fm/BJrr2

We’ve all had mornings like this… http://ping.fm/weuDG

What kind of person eats cheesecake after working out? ...but it looks so goooood.

15 things you didn’t know about Star Wars. http://ping.fm/fKhce

The BP oil spill re-enacted by cats. http://ping.fm/0IKmp

Where's the "Your kid looks weird" button on facebook?

A beautiful summer evening in Reno can make it impossible to hate life. I fucking hate that.

Minitropolis is now the proud owner of its OWN power grid... Commercial 6,000 watt Multiquip generator (honda powered)

Taliban Training Monkey Terrorists? http://ping.fm/zub5t

Did BP help get terrorist out of prison in 2009. Flight 103 over Lockerbie, Scotland, 1988? http://ping.fm/jl2u1

Standing at urinal is not the best time to realize you maybe shouldt have worn flip flops today.

So tired sleep time Good night all

My neighbors mind never stops. I know this because it's attached to her mouth.

Enough sun for one day.

Tahoe her we come!

Want to report a crime in Oakland? Go online and fill out a police report instead. http://ping.fm/n0bJk

Video games dont make u a killer they just make u a beater killer.

I've made many wrong turns in life, but I think this one might be the right.... Damn it, missed it again!

World’s largest skateboard wreck. http://ping.fm/rt0v7

Build your own air conditioner. http://ping.fm/xIaQO

Lipshits. Right in front of me cant get away. help!

Yummy. http://ping.fm/fzMZb

Why We Tea-Bag. http://ping.fm/r298X

Don't see your life pass you by, take it and hold on!

@pattonoswalt Let's not forget who killed Jesus -- ambitious politicians pandering to religious conservatives.

At hostel. Power out for last hour. Having nice chat in cool night in back

Fish is on top of it. Go fish!

At hostel work, work!

Russian spies forced out of USA. But don't worrie Sarah Palin can keep an eye on them from her back yard.

I'm confused, did I just see a black athlete holding a press conference and he wasn't apologizing for banging someone that wasn't his wife?

Louisiana passes bill to let people bring guns to church. For those times God doesn't answer prayers. http://ping.fm/9iqBQ

"Because the cops were chasing him." Finally, an answer to that damn question! http://ping.fm/SNWMv

My taco shells did not survive the trip home. But, on the bright side I do have tortilla chips now.

"This Van Is Not A Four Wheel Vehicle."

It's so hot, I'd rather be at Juplaya!

Lindsay Lohan nail polish that read "Fuck You" in court. It should have read "Fuck Me." http://ping.fm/TLkbm

¿In or Out? It's nice out. I think I'll leave it out.

Oh, nothing. Just putting some talcum powder on, cant forget the crotch. You?

Bear enjoyed his weekend at Juplaya, he was such a "ham". But I think its catching up on him, he really doesn't want to move.

Stamp cost is going up again. Don't forget to e-mail all your friends and let them know ;)

For Sale: Innovative Baby Products. http://ping.fm/ktXuP

BP The Board Game. http://ping.fm/5hhpK

Bad decisions make good stories. And do I have stories!

4th of Juplaya was grrreat!! Sunburned, I'm I going to hurt tomorrow

5 Stages of grief. http://ping.fm/BAn7p

♫Aaannticipation is making me wait♫. http://ping.fm/Z8AoZ

Did Google just go Chines or is it just me?

??Violin & hip hop?? I Like! http://ping.fm/2728J

Is Apple is taking the position that nothing is wrong with the iPhone antenna? http://ping.fm/fM2DV

Have to remember NOT to drink while watching Tosh.O. Anybody have a napkin?

"Not tonight honey", I have been forewarned that I'm putting out tomorrow whether I like it or not.

I just found out my French bulldog is a Russian spy. Damn, those guys are GOOD.

Have u ever "Drunk emailed" or "Drunk Phoned"? How about "Drunk Trading" at a cost of £400m ($650 million). http://ping.fm/euwoz

Ahhh, playa dust. It sure sticks to everything.

Time 2 rummage through the )'( things & pick what 2take2 4th of Juplaya.

V For Vuvuzela! http://ping.fm/4Jr4h

Kiwi ...I mean drunk man walking... trying to walk. http://ping.fm/XE9fk

The land down under. http://ping.fm/f7aN7

A message from the Pope. http://ping.fm/8bsKm

World Cup is boring. http://ping.fm/B52Jg

Ronald McDonald, former rodeo clown, kept his promise. http://ping.fm/FOpls

If you've had your heartbroken: There are plenty of fish in the sea. But give mankind another chance first.

Dammit, Manuel wasn't able to get the 4th off work for 4th of Japlaya.

The new iPhone can blow me. There has to be an app for that.

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse… http://ping.fm/W8Bzp

A little help from a friend. http://ping.fm/kbUhI

Smart product placement. http://ping.fm/6NL7q

How do we get oil? http://ping.fm/92NDC

Football vs Handegg. http://ow.ly/1ZCis

Full day ahead. Ready... Set... GO!

Nada Dada Motel tonight. http://ping.fm/XsLvO

I’m gonna live until I die! http://ping.fm/KQTe9

Deer attacks dog. http://ping.fm/uFJPU

http://joebartonwouldliketoapologize.com/

Annual BR Desert gathering is the ultimate display of free expression. http://ping.fm/RSPaA

BP wants oil spill lawsuits sent to Houston court. Why? The oil money goes there, most if not all of the Judges/courts get money form oil.

BP CEO dances around questions very nicely. He may have a job as an American politician.

GOP Joe Barton, R-Texas Apologizes to BP CEO for '$20 Billion Shakedown' http://ping.fm/bZ7yV
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How A WOMEN Decides To Go On A Date. http://ping.fm/fKhFq

How A MAN Decides To Go On A Date. http://ping.fm/kFZx0

Selective hearing? She keep saying "it's that time of the month" Translation: it's bj week!

FoxNews doesn't want Gov. to have control of the $$ because it will become "a slug fund, for Dem cronies" They talk from experience, Katrina

After watching BP news conference today, Do we need to once again increased the estimate of flow rate of bullshit being spewed out by BP?

@DalaiLama When our minds are clouded by hatred, selfishness, jealousy, and anger, we lose not only control but also our judgment.

How to get the girl. http://ping.fm/8eKwl

@PleaseRetweetMe "Always be the reason for someone happiness, never be just a part of it.