Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Workout? http://ow.ly/8dFbP
Forgiveness does not force reconciliation. If someone is continually hurting you and will not change their ways, bless them and let them go.
Romney's tax plan really does favor the rich. http://ping.fm/75gaD

Monday, January 30, 2012

Applause! Applause! Newt Gingrich uses the word immoral without everyone around him bursting into laughter is a tribute to his camp.
The Romney folks REALLY hate it when you point people to the RomneyCare Death Panel statute, which is Section 41 here: http://is.gd/6039Ze http://ping.fm/FhbBC

Sunday, January 29, 2012

If time is money, I'm filthy rich.
This morning I decided to reflect upon all the great things that have happened to me lately. Those 5 seconds were awesome.
You just got pancake batter on my bacon.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Next book on my reading list. "The Politically Incorrect Guide to the Constitution by" Kevin R. C. Gutzman
Just finished reading Zero Day by David Baldacci. 3 out of 5 stars
Random thoughts: Why do i have too take a piss as soon as i wake up?
Werent we suppose to have flying cars by now?

Friday, January 27, 2012

Things that make you go hmmm. Electric bath duck? http://ping.fm/URdxO
Federal Judge Finds Same-Sex Long-Term Care Ban Unconstitutional. http://ping.fm/77xvU

Thursday, January 26, 2012

George W. Bush believes Jesus told him the Iraq War was a good idea. http://ping.fm/X9mFF
Mitt: I want to talk about Obama not about Ron Paul.
GOP Debate: is there a person standing asking the audience for applause?
Romney just lied. There is a government plan in Massachusetts and it covers abortion.
The biggest problem with rich people, is they don't ever have enough money. I maybe right I may be wrong?

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

I love this line "Ben Laden is dead and General Motors is alive."

Monday, January 23, 2012

Snowing at the hostel.
Snowing at the hostel.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

@WhatTheFFacts: Adults who have high IQs are more likely to use illegal drugs than those who have low IQs.
Attack of the cat
Attack of the cat
BEAR:
BEAR: "Don't post this I'll be the laughing stock of the cat chasing society."
Sunday 12:30p back in a warm bed with a good book. Bed big enough for 2 bring your book.
What the fuck has Obama done so far. http://ping.fm/2Pypu
Sunday morning news: GOP candidate's handout hypocrisy. (Okay not news happens every day)
BREAKING: Mitt Romney calls on Newt Gingrich to release all his remaining ex-wives.
"Your Reagan was okay but your Reaganites are so unlike your Reagan."

Saturday, January 21, 2012

If she doesn't buy waterproof mascara and eyeliner, she's not serious about giving blowjobs.
Relax this won't hurt a bit
; )
"Most people on food stamps are white and there would be no food stamp program without Bob Dole." Lawrence O'Donnell.
@WhatTheFFacts: The average cell phone contains more bacteria than a toilet seat!

Friday, January 20, 2012

FLASHBACK: Ronald Reagan Raises Capital Gains Taxes. http://ping.fm/MXgF0

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Ron Paul fans force CNN to remember he exsist
Ronald Reagan also socialized medicine in this country by making it against the law for emergency rooms to turn anyone away.
Fun Fact: The only President who ever gave undocumented workers amnesty was St. Ronald Reagan I.
Mitt Romney: I won't deport 22 million Americans but I will make them leave.
Question 2 Newt Gingrich "What one thing would you do different in the campaign? Newt Thinking: ONLY ONE THING?
Waiting for the debates talent competition
RP: Brilliant, So Mitt Romney didn't win Iowa? Wow. Even his victories Flip Flop.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Auto-eroticism, I'm confused what part of the car one has sex with??

Monday, January 16, 2012

I Told You It Wasn't My Fault! @WTFuckFacts: A frotteur is a person who becomes sexually excited by rubbing against strangers.
Next debate on the 26th, I think it's gonna be a good one.
I want Romney on my Dodgeball team because he knows how to dodge (the question).
Watching GOP debate. Go Sarah Palin!!
WHAT! She's not running?
But the jokes. All the wasted jokes:(
Finished reading Blackwater: The Rise of the World's Most Powerful Mercenary Army. Pissed me off give it a 4 out of 5 stars
My death coach helped me bury my life coach.
My life-coach just handed me a rope.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Thanks, Jesus, For This Food. http://ping.fm/HQQy0
Anybody need help with their wrinkles? RP @WTFuckFacts: When semen is left to dry on skin, the protein left behind can help reduce wrinkles.
RP @WTFuckFacts: Facebook is linked to one out of every five DIVORCES in the United States!

Saturday, January 14, 2012

RP @brittjohnson91: Havent heard so much talk about a white Bronco since OJ Simpson trial. #Tebow
RP @WTFuckFacts: Lip stick was supposedly made in the Egypt for women that specialized in oral sex. They wanted their lips to look inviting.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Here's your excuse. @WTFuckFacts: When you chew and talk, it cleans your ears.
Reading Blackwater: The Rise of the World's Most Powerful Mercenary Army, Is pissing me off. Read 1 or 2 chapters before I have to put it down.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

On my way to recover IAM trailers, had strong winds. Thanks Charlie

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

January is National Jump Out of Bed Month.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Halfway through "Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter". Not grabbing my interest will speed read though rest just to get 2end.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

"Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter". It sounds intriguing or "The grapes of wrath" ?
What should I read next?
Stephen King 11.22.63. Deferent twist on time travel. Give it a 4 out of 5 stars. http://ping.fm/6PPdR
Nomophobia - the fear of losing ur cell phone.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

400,000,000 people have sex a day. 4,000 people are doing it right NOW! How many are doing it while reading this?

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Are you one of the 47% of people that drink straight from the carton when nobody else is around?

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

RP: #ThingsThatDontGoTogether Tiger Woods & black women. He likes his women like his golf balls, cheap, white, and easy to hit...
Take to the streets, take to the net! Be the change you want to see in the world. Today take the opportunity to tell someone about it.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

New Years resolutions, read more classical novels/books. Starting with Of Mice And Men
Celebrated my inner child last night by playing Duck, Duck, Duck, Grey Goose.