Workout? http://ow.ly/8dFbP

Forgiveness does not force reconciliation. If someone is continually hurting you and will not change their ways, bless them and let them go.

Romney's tax plan really does favor the rich. http://ping.fm/75gaD

Applause! Applause! Newt Gingrich uses the word immoral without everyone around him bursting into laughter is a tribute to his camp.

The Romney folks REALLY hate it when you point people to the RomneyCare Death Panel statute, which is Section 41 here: http://is.gd/6039Ze http://ping.fm/FhbBC

If time is money, I'm filthy rich.

This morning I decided to reflect upon all the great things that have happened to me lately. Those 5 seconds were awesome.

You just got pancake batter on my bacon.

Next book on my reading list. "The Politically Incorrect Guide to the Constitution by" Kevin R. C. Gutzman

Just finished reading Zero Day by David Baldacci. 3 out of 5 stars

Random thoughts: Why do i have too take a piss as soon as i wake up?

Werent we suppose to have flying cars by now?

Things that make you go hmmm. Electric bath duck? http://ping.fm/URdxO

Federal Judge Finds Same-Sex Long-Term Care Ban Unconstitutional. http://ping.fm/77xvU

George W. Bush believes Jesus told him the Iraq War was a good idea. http://ping.fm/X9mFF

Mitt: I want to talk about Obama not about Ron Paul.

GOP Debate: is there a person standing asking the audience for applause?

Romney just lied. There is a government plan in Massachusetts and it covers abortion.

The biggest problem with rich people, is they don't ever have enough money. I maybe right I may be wrong?

I love this line "Ben Laden is dead and General Motors is alive."

Snowing at the hostel.

@WhatTheFFacts: Adults who have high IQs are more likely to use illegal drugs than those who have low IQs.

Attack of the cat

BEAR: "Don't post this I'll be the laughing stock of the cat chasing society."

Sunday 12:30p back in a warm bed with a good book. Bed big enough for 2 bring your book.

What the fuck has Obama done so far. http://ping.fm/2Pypu

Sunday morning news: GOP candidate's handout hypocrisy. (Okay not news happens every day)

BREAKING: Mitt Romney calls on Newt Gingrich to release all his remaining ex-wives.

"Your Reagan was okay but your Reaganites are so unlike your Reagan."

If she doesn't buy waterproof mascara and eyeliner, she's not serious about giving blowjobs.

Relax this won't hurt a bit
; )

"Most people on food stamps are white and there would be no food stamp program without Bob Dole." Lawrence O'Donnell.

@WhatTheFFacts: The average cell phone contains more bacteria than a toilet seat!

FLASHBACK: Ronald Reagan Raises Capital Gains Taxes. http://ping.fm/MXgF0

Ron Paul fans force CNN to remember he exsist

Ronald Reagan also socialized medicine in this country by making it against the law for emergency rooms to turn anyone away.

Fun Fact: The only President who ever gave undocumented workers amnesty was St. Ronald Reagan I.

Mitt Romney: I won't deport 22 million Americans but I will make them leave.

Question 2 Newt Gingrich "What one thing would you do different in the campaign? Newt Thinking: ONLY ONE THING?

Waiting for the debates talent competition

RP: Brilliant, So Mitt Romney didn't win Iowa? Wow. Even his victories Flip Flop.

Auto-eroticism, I'm confused what part of the car one has sex with??

I Told You It Wasn't My Fault! @WTFuckFacts: A frotteur is a person who becomes sexually excited by rubbing against strangers.

Next debate on the 26th, I think it's gonna be a good one.

I want Romney on my Dodgeball team because he knows how to dodge (the question).

Watching GOP debate. Go Sarah Palin!!
WHAT! She's not running?
But the jokes. All the wasted jokes:(

Finished reading Blackwater: The Rise of the World's Most Powerful Mercenary Army. Pissed me off give it a 4 out of 5 stars

My death coach helped me bury my life coach.

My life-coach just handed me a rope.

Thanks, Jesus, For This Food. http://ping.fm/HQQy0

Anybody need help with their wrinkles? RP @WTFuckFacts: When semen is left to dry on skin, the protein left behind can help reduce wrinkles.

RP @WTFuckFacts: Facebook is linked to one out of every five DIVORCES in the United States!

RP @brittjohnson91: Havent heard so much talk about a white Bronco since OJ Simpson trial. #Tebow

RP @WTFuckFacts: Lip stick was supposedly made in the Egypt for women that specialized in oral sex. They wanted their lips to look inviting.

Here's your excuse. @WTFuckFacts: When you chew and talk, it cleans your ears.

Reading Blackwater: The Rise of the World's Most Powerful Mercenary Army, Is pissing me off. Read 1 or 2 chapters before I have to put it down.

On my way to recover IAM trailers, had strong winds. Thanks Charlie

January is National Jump Out of Bed Month.

Halfway through "Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter". Not grabbing my interest will speed read though rest just to get 2end.

"Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter". It sounds intriguing or "The grapes of wrath" ?

What should I read next?

Stephen King 11.22.63. Deferent twist on time travel. Give it a 4 out of 5 stars. http://ping.fm/6PPdR

Nomophobia - the fear of losing ur cell phone.

400,000,000 people have sex a day. 4,000 people are doing it right NOW! How many are doing it while reading this?

Are you one of the 47% of people that drink straight from the carton when nobody else is around?

RP: #ThingsThatDontGoTogether Tiger Woods & black women. He likes his women like his golf balls, cheap, white, and easy to hit...

Take to the streets, take to the net! Be the change you want to see in the world. Today take the opportunity to tell someone about it.

New Years resolutions, read more classical novels/books. Starting with Of Mice And Men

Celebrated my inner child last night by playing Duck, Duck, Duck, Grey Goose.