Ahmed, the Iraqi birthday clown. http://ping.fm/VHZy1

Sally Bangs The Clown. http://ping.fm/ekbOn

Famous crimes. http://ping.fm/9BCMv

The circle of life. GO, Kitty. http://ping.fm/rV3qH

Truck transport. http://ping.fm/ae13N

Similarities between cats ans women. http://ping.fm/TRgWP

House/dog sitting for my brother.

One quality I’m not looking for… http://ping.fm/r717L

Watching that teen mom show, but why do white people get famous doing stuff that black people have been doing for years? (I'm I fired?)

Scientists at Georgia Tech have taught robots how to trick humans. So whatever you do, don't pull a robot's finger.
http://ping.fm/jFq4i

"Take Me Out" by Atomic Tom LIVE on NYC subway. http://ping.fm/aCvk1

20 yr old Police Chief woman/student. She has "balls". http://ping.fm/LgGA7

Facebook "Disconnect" Chrome Extension. http://ping.fm/FLecN

World Record Model Rocket Launch 3200. http://ping.fm/XxRaT

Back in the office after 30 years. http://ping.fm/7voBZ

Bad thing about this time of the year is that u cant tell who just left their Christmas Lights up from last year or just barely put them up.

We gather knowledge faster than we gather wisdom. William Bell

FoxNews = Closterfuck network or is it Closterfuck network=FoxNews. The chicken or the egg

Tortilla tofu soup 4 lunch. like

Haven't decided what to do for Halloween. Any ideas 4the Reno area?

The cost of car insurance. http://ping.fm/dp4VZ

4am Okay, time to try this sleep thing again.

Warm milk maybe that will help

2.30am Insomnia lying here unable to sleep, thinking about tomorrow when ill be lying here unable to wake up.

Christine O'Donnel. 1st Amendment. ...2 easy a joke. That's all. http://ping.fm/XrP6s

Victoria's Secret now has Halloween costumes! But they keep riding up my ass ;)

Fighting a losing battle.

Joe Miller: Communist East Germany a Model for Border Security. http://ping.fm/Azh9X

"Women know your limits" http://ping.fm/ri4jV

Those who say Obama is a failure are the same ones who say it's too soon to judge Bush.

You've heard it's raining cat and dogs.
How about.
Its raining babys.
http://ping.fm/QE3DN

Bacteria are single celled organisms. Politicions are organisms that should be confined to a single cell.

Leave It To Beaver Mom " Barbra Billingsley passes on at age 94. http://ping.fm/TBrUe

Conan O'Brien Drives an Explosives-Packed Car Off A Cliff! http://ping.fm/vnccD

Sesame Street: Smell Like A Monster.
Look at urself now look at me look back to urself NOW...
http://ping.fm/eal6r

Being organized is good, but when you see 2people from your "must kill" list on the same day, a little spontaneity is fine. Right...RIGHT!

Christine O'Donnell admits Sean Hannity in back pocket. No new news here. http://ping.fm/BVBDQ

How to download a Copy of your entire Facebook Profile. http://ping.fm/xkOD5

"I agree with the constitution but only when it agrees with me" Wow! Paraphrasing a conversation.

Nice

Facebook's One-Time Passwords good for travelers. http://ping.fm/0pGEv

There is nothing quite as slow as a microwave minute.

You don't have to be good to succeed. You just gotta be the least shitty option.

The world would be a better place if stupid people took more naps. At least traffic would be lighter. oops, it's past my nap time.

9 Letter Word Riddle
http://ping.fm/yCVfE

Before social networking, life was a regimen of unrequited afterthoughts.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! The Tea Party has nothing to worry about!

OK, we're apparently done with the Delaware debate. Wow...

Delaware debate...so far no wink ;-)

What's the difference between a Chilean & a USA tragedy?? Politicians!

Comedy, Drama or Tragedy??? Find out tonight. http://ping.fm/VwixK

Planning ahead. I just bought a pair of jeans 2sizes 2 small. I can hope! By the power of Greyskull!!!! I WILL fit into these jeans.

Another Chilean miner just got voted out of the mine.

91% Came in from just three Billionaires. "I am NOT you!" needs 2be their new line. http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2010/09/20/rove_group_more_millionaire_donations

Brainwashing starts.... http://ping.fm/wQXVW

Idea: Ice Cream & Donuts!! Where are my elastic pants?

Help! Cant stop eating chocolate donuts on 3rd not even good donuts.

Nevada, you have till 7pm Voter Registration Deadline If you wish to vote in the general election you have to register in person.

There’s an app for that... THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT!!! Go ahead, sue me. http://ping.fm/mwZNO

Nevada Voter Registration Deadline Tuesday, Oct. 12 If you wish to vote in the general election you have to register in person.

Police: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Bikini Area. http://ping.fm/go4l4

Facts about Halloween. http://ping.fm/stx0l

Nevada Voter Registration Deadline Tuesday, Oct. 12 If you wish to vote in the general election you have to register in person.

Nevada Voter Registration Deadline Tuesday, Oct. 12 If you wish to vote in the general election you have to register in person.

This whole "gray hair" thing is getting old.

"half-baked Alaskan", oops I mean Half-term Sarah Palin same difference.

Mini Cannon. I want one or two or.... http://ping.fm/rPo4U

rp: To honor Columbus day, I'm going to "discover" someone else's property, say it is mine, and kill them if they disagree

rp: Dear Mr. Columbus: I regret to inform you that you have left the ground soaked with blood.

The early bird gets the worm. The late worm gets to live. Good enough for me, going back 2bed

Shhh, I see Smart Phones, I see Smart Chips & I see Smart Cars but I’m failing to see a smart GOP.

Perhaps my greatest disappointment is how close I came to being a porn star. Really, missed it by inches. Happy Porn Day

101010: In binary, that's 42 the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything.

The problem with porn.... Wait, what problem?

Happy XXX Porn day! (10-10-10)

Take On Me – Literal version. http://ping.fm/gLKaN

Unarmed This Time. http://ping.fm/0inX6

I didn't really need my self-esteem anyway...

If anyone is concerned about having too much self esteem, five minutes with my family ought to do the trick.

Going to spend the day with family...Help!

This Sunday 10-10-10 once every 1000yrs

Friend: "The real reason men lie is because women ask so many questions."

Brits serious about reducing carbon emissions. http://ping.fm/McnuV

Cockfighting without roosters ;)

Tea bag youth. http://ping.fm/1t3tC

¿?"Obama Should Be Executed"¿? http://ping.fm/q8tWG

Nothing like a hand down your pants to put a smile on your face. Though it would be better if it wasn't my own hand.

Love todays Google logo its playable. Happy Bday John Lennon

What the Tea Party needs is a good CTRL+ALT+DELETE

Now that I text at every stoplight, I never find time to pick my nose any more.

I think I may have dyslexia. It seems whenever I see "Baby on Board", I read it as "I TRIPLE-DOG DARE YOU!!!"

Have 2go2 downtown Reno. Dont like.

My major accomplishment today was... it was... I'm thinking.

If I prefer certain flavors of 'Soylent Green' over others, does that make me a racist?

Descent Tea Bagger. http://ping.fm/wLec1

The man in front of me is buying a pregnancy test. I bet this is the one time he wishes she sent him for tampons.

Outhouse Races in Virginia City Oct. 10-12. http://ping.fm/J6uQx

It is just SICK how busy I can look while doing nothing

Ever since )'( I'm always a little suspicious that apple juice might be pee.

I'm sure the stick up your ass is made of polished oak, encrusted with gold & infused with lavender oil.

The line on cell phones. http://ping.fm/VZ5m1

Sodomy, Teabagging. http://ping.fm/GQD4x

Sometimes I wonder if my entire life is just someone elses fantasy on the Star Trek holodeck. *computer end program* Noooooo!

"LAPD buys JetPacks" 'Closterfuck' level of idiocy never ceases to amaze me..." http://ping.fm/cru8A

Yes, I watch FoxNews. If I only listen/watch with those I agree with how would I be a better person for it.

Going to Beck and Limbaugh for political insight is liking asking the wolf how to guard the hen house.

DeMint says sexually-active single women shouldn't be teachers. But celibate single men are fine. Because that never ends badly. http://ping.fm/YNF90

Politics: I want to look away but I cant. It's my country too

rp: According to Christine O'Donnell, if you can't see something with your own eyes, it doesn't exist. Yay, she's an atheist!!!

"I am not a witch" not as good a slogan. "I am you" She compares herself to the majority of Americans? http://ping.fm/7aplk

Army Staff Sgt. Robert Miller with the nation’s highest award for valor. A real HERO in my teary eyes, thank you, all of you. http://ping.fm/hw5q8

Wheaton soldier killed in Afghanistan awarded Medal of Honor - live feed link http://ping.fm/LLOz8

The show must go on, or just stupidity. http://ping.fm/FSYlx

We had social networking when we were kids too... I think it was called "outside" back then though.

Being down is great for productivity, UNLESS YOU WORK ON FACEBOOK!

Facebook Down, Facebook Down!!! Again.

Need some peace and quiet. Time to switch to Google Wave.

Teabagging for Jesus. http://ping.fm/eQsOh

Michael Steele comes out of hiding. Why!

Was enjoying drive home watching lightning till one hit a few yds 2my right. Then it was pouring so hard i couldn't see more than a few feet

John McCain kept telling voters in New Hampshire that he won't be running for president again, no matter how many times they didn't ask him.

I'm always hard headed in the mornings.

rp: People are not Bisexual, A sexual, Heterosexual, Homosexual....PEOPLE are SEXUAL!!! For the love of rainbows, get it together people!

''We're on to them; we're on to this gangster government.''
Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) April 15, 2010

We have a flash flood warning.

Wow, last time it rained this hard some guy named Noah at least had a small boat.

Wow, the thunder is really loud.

I think this fly is plotting something, He keeps eyeing me & rubbing his front legs together like he's HERE HE COMES!!!

Thinking of getting the new G2. I remember when Apple & Blackberry were fruits not phones. I feel old.

Some people should come with subtitles. *That goes double for the Irish*

Who says there’s no I in Team? http://ping.fm/dj3AM

I made a voodoo doll of myself and now I can't stop touching it 'there'. What would Sigmund Freud say

I never tell someone to go to hell. If I already don't like them, why would I want to see them everyday?

God, other people my age are getting so old ;-)

FoxNews = "F" network

It's just sad that we have let OUR schools/kids/future get to this. http://ping.fm/gnO1w

A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you that it's bullshit and then listens some more.

London in the 1940s in Hi-res nice. http://ping.fm/dvjG0

Washington D.C. rated smartest city in the US. There must be incredibly smart people there to make up for stupidity on Capital Hill. http://ping.fm/t71fT

I'm so full from all that Chinese & Mexican in one day, but Im sure an hour from now I'll be horny again.

Now Manuel wants 2cum over, back in the shower. What hap2 my me day?

Have to clean my mess, shower. Booty call! Okay, she's coming over 2 pick-up her shoes for girls night out. But....

I'm playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so I obviously can't get off the couch or I'll die.

ITS A PARTY MONTH!! This October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays; it happens only once in 823 years. I'm going back to bed.

''I didn't really had a good answer, as so often -- is me.''
Sarah Palin, during her Tea Party convention speech, March 5, 2010

Playing Talking Heads as loud as I can: Byrne-ing down the house.

Its raining and home alone bored!!!

Hey what happened to the sun? It's raining.

Your conscience doesn't prevent you from doing it… It only prevents you from enjoying it.

Saw this on CNN. What talent, I'm Jealous. http://ping.fm/VunaW

Getting my testicles laminated. Long story. No, I guess that's it.

"...I just want to built and burn it..." Kiwi

Pac-Man played by real human-beings sitting in a cinema. http://ping.fm/isImZ

It's so hard to say goodbye. See u next year (& some of you in 7 months or...)

Chilling at the hostel

'What are you going to do to develop jobs in your state?' Well, that's not my job as a U.S. senator.''
Tea Party Sharron Angle, May 14, 2010

At hostel saying goodbyes 2 good friend

Droped bear at the groomers

A friend told me that she was going to trim her bush and mow her lawn this weekend. Was she talking about....???

I'm caught in a loop of overcoming the urge to create resistance.

If women like chocolate and vampires so much why didn't Count Chocula get more play?