The making of the perfect hamburger. http://ping.fm/wdJ9G

Avoiding my email just a little longer.

http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/memorial-day-2008-002.jpg

Remember Those Who Served. http://ping.fm/Fo756

What a weekend! Back to the real world.

BP execs were celebrating safety on the Deepwater Horizon at the exact moment it blew up. http://ow.ly/1RJs9

Visualizing alcohol use. http://ping.fm/7sq9w

WARNING: Facebook Malware Attack on the Loose. Do NOT update your “FLV player” if asked. In UK its a "quiz". http://ping.fm/8poPI

A gun I can sink into. http://ping.fm/HKFCU

Chris Saad: "Facebook's Claims About Data Portability Are False" http://ping.fm/kYUN8

Chris Saad: "Facebook's Claims About Data Portability Are False" http://ping.fm/mkLk5

Making beef jerky

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm rich, famous and screwing Angelina Jolie.
I'm still asleep, aren't I?

This day needs more you. naked.

California To Collect $100 million in Cannabis Taxes This Year. http://ping.fm/HXlT3

NPR has now confirmed 2,100,000 gallons of oil per day. 70,000 barrels per day or 1 Exxon-Valdez spill every 4 days. http://ping.fm/yxqyb

Gulf Oil Spill Leak Counter http://ping.fm/2wKoP

How to get the girl. http://ping.fm/f7m4U

Behold a miracle! http://ow.ly/1Quih

Catastrophe is such a strong word, let's all agree to call it a whoopsie.

If ignorance is bliss why aren't there more people with smiles on their faces?

What you’ll do on drugs. http://ping.fm/ACZYH

Alaska pipeline shuts down because of yet another BP oil spill.... Today! http://www.upstreamonline.com/live/article215967.ece

Live Video of Oil Spill. http://ping.fm/P4v8a

My Q. is, is it going to be opt in or opt out? But, I have no doubt they'll still make $$ out of "us" http://ping.fm/w55Kt

Republican Rep. Steve Latourette calls out the "pin-headed weenie at fox-news" http://mediamatters.org/blog/201005250071

It wasnt so long ago that Gov. Jindal said "Wahington & big gov" was the root of all our problems. But, now I want the $$... http://ping.fm/mQeg0

Why can't the the oil spill be more like Sarah Palin and quit?

Sarah Palin is not a laughing matter ....Yes, it is!

Log Off Warning. http://ping.fm/gvSwF

Only in Texas. http://ping.fm/BanNf

No arms, No legs, No worries! http://ping.fm/Jf4Dv

It’s a lie – It’s the law! http://ping.fm/3nZde

Why I'm I so tired? Want to go to bed. Its only 6:45pm

Who said there are no stupid questions? http://ping.fm/TDb9v

The food is so gooood!! there goes the diet...again!

off 2nieces party. Shes joining the Military & is off to bootcamp. I'm bringing the tissue box, her mom has been going off & on for days now

The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text....green light got2go!

Who wants a drink? http://ping.fm/ONtD0

Going to make cookies!

At CostCo pricing for )'( crew. So much to do so little time

Off to off the Wizard. http://ow.ly/1IrxY

MEGATROPOLIS @ )'( http://ping.fm/ttbPw

Minitropolis membership has just been opened up on the eplaya, burningmans bulletin board. http://ping.fm/C6Zpn

Everybody Draw Mohammed Day May 20, on Facebbok. http://ping.fm/P08gp

It’s Gonna Be A Great Day! http://ping.fm/wxr7U

"The arrest-and-release policy...allows illegal immigrants to challenge deportation and obtain legal residency..." http://ping.fm/F90a6

Six questions for supporters of Arizona law. http://ping.fm/XzcJD

Japanese Couple Married by Robot. http://ping.fm/PbkIN

"lawful stop'' can mean many things, including stopping a person to ask whether they saw something suspicious around the corner.

20 Awesome things about bacon! http://ping.fm/r3eQM

I smell like I've been jogging through the forest in a track suit made of newspapers. Oh, wait. I have! Okay, without the newspaper suit.

Thumb typing. Was learning cursive really necessary?

Hi, Mr Ranger. Smoking outside is still allowed in this city...don't change the subject. What I'm smoking is irrelevant.

Have u ever gotten dive bombed by a mother bird protecting her nest? Oh, me neither. Gotta run!

I'm going out on a limb here to say that it's really going to hurt when I fall out of this tree.

rest...minute...air...legs... I'm NOT out of shape. Its just not the shape I want.

Hiking in the hills. Such a nice day.

It hurts your case if you try to eat the person who called you fat. http://ow.ly/1IuLJ

Zombie sex (n.) The act of screwing somebody's brains out. I need a break. http://ping.fm/igTK1

Movie Night!! Its my turn to pick. What 2 pick???

I'm not opinionated!!! ...okay sometimes ...SHUT UP! I'm taking my ball and going home.

Theres no worse feeling than that millisec you’re sure u r going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. Ooww that hurt!

At the end of a sermon dose the priest say "Let us pray." or "Let us prey."? And it's "altar boy", not "altered boy"!

At the end of a sermon dose the priest saying "Let us pray." or "Let us prey."? And it's "altar boy", not "altered boy"!

Will The REAL John McCain Please Stand Up! http://ping.fm/NVb4G

Murphy’s Laws: Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

Here's a Search for "going to a strip club" post on Facebook, info is $$ to FB. Make your own search. http://ping.fm/wfS9O

NUKE IT!? the oil spill. NUKE IT?! It worked 80% of the time for Russia. Whats 20% wrong? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ojCbqfRRr8

Its your boobs that are staring at my eyes, it's very distracting.

Facebook launches new security feature but, fails to mention privacy. http://ping.fm/gKh36

@DalaiLama If you have love and compassion towards all living beings, particularly toward your enemy, that is true love and compassion.

Travel Arizona - It's A State Of Mind http://ping.fm/D64rW

Metric system adoption map. Its Inches, ft, miles, pounds & gal. Dont worry, they'll come around and see it our way. NOT! http://ow.ly/1Inin

Murphy’s Laws: You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Watching SNL again . I just got a stiffy from Beatty White I know I'm disturbed too.

Hmm, this chicken...tastes...like...everything.

Germany award American soldiers Gold Cross medal. http://ping.fm/fAP4n

'Glenn Beck Has Nazi Tourette's' http://ping.fm/ksnpK

Arizona cant even get the RNC/GOP to support their economy. Let the dominoes fall. http://ping.fm/kR2kh

Liquid hills in Italy. http://ping.fm/Z43j2

Arizona's at it again. "Arizona Ethnic Studies Ban, House Bill 2281". Throw the baby out with the bath water? http://ping.fm/gJ1Bh

When a guy does something wrong... http://ping.fm/f3CtA

What were the parents thinking? I wonder if they also have tshirts with "sperm bucket" "jail bait" etc. http://ping.fm/kuZCF

That was some breakfast buffet this morning so full, I think I could plug that oil leak by myself now.

True Love. http://ping.fm/tQHhh

Murphy’s Laws: If at first you don’t succeed… destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

I think his doing it wrong? http://ping.fm/ilyWU

Murphy’s Laws: Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

Raise your hand if you understand reality. If you do you have not been properly briefed.

GO...GO...GO! http://ping.fm/3qOZb

Murphy’s Laws: Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Well, that didn't work. Destroy that test monkey and fetch me another!

Always have a backup plan! http://ping.fm/bevKi

Sarah Palin has decided that US law should be based on the bible. Set the example & SHUT UP. 1 Corinthians 14 “Let Your Women Keep Silent”

My meat loaf is looking more like a meat pie.

Its just raining know ....at the window waiting for sun..... that must be next, right?

Just Snowing Now.

Raining & Snowing!

Laundry done, kitchen done, living room done. I'm one aircraft carrier short of declaring "mission accomplished"

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

Clean refrigerator?? Tomorrow...tomorrow...tomorrow....

I like Sarah Palin's idea of basing laws on the Old Testament. It's been far too long since someones been stoned 2 death. http://ping.fm/1Ga8s

Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Jeans? Jeans never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

“Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this – ever.

Doing laundry. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

How An Alien Sees Us. http://ping.fm/jtkDr

Murphy’s Laws: In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.

Mmmm, Oreo.... http://ping.fm/uR9G5

Murphy’s Laws: Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

Murphy’s Laws: The road to success… is always under construction.

Going to Pot. http://ping.fm/GX5M4

Dance like no one is watching! Sing like no one is listening! Live life like no one is watching!

Scary graphic showing the Evolution of Privacy on Facebook. http://mattmckeon.com/facebook-privacy

Need to turn off my phones voice recognition dialing off. I've accidentally called Jesus Christ 20 times today alone. He's getting pissed.

A Fact of Life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F....

Don’t you just love stupid criminals? http://ping.fm/WfRsc

Welcome to Arizona. http://ow.ly/1IuWx

iMan. http://ping.fm/GOAVk

Murphy’s Laws: To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

Large Spill at Wind Farm. No threats reported. Some claim to enjoy the breeze. http://ow.ly/1IssO

If Glen Beck and Sarah Palin had a kid… http://ping.fm/E5loU

Why Women Cry....Who Fucking Knows! http://ping.fm/Ks4Bo

Life Cycle. http://ping.fm/QTmkt

Murphy’s Laws: Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

Someday I’ll have to admit that I’m an adult but until then... FucK OFF!!!

Its a Girl! Manuel twin sis called at 2am to come over and look after little brother so they can make trip to hospital. Birth 7:30am

Why some men prefer dogs over women: And last, but not least. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

Wooden spoon trick. http://ping.fm/iJseK

Fox News Calls Mr. Rogers An Evil Man http://ping.fm/47Pdt

I waste a lot of time wondering how fat people get in and out of bathtubs have sex etc. Just planning for my future. Mmmmm, cheese cake.

Cinco de Mayo banned in Arizona & declared "Gringo de Mayo".

@DalaiLama Human happiness and satisfaction come from within oneself; it is wrong to expect some final satisfaction from money or a computer

Why some men prefer dogs over women: Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

Wrinkled Ladies. Love people that can laugh at themselves. http://ping.fm/I7zj0

Beam me up, Scotty.... I agree with Glenn Beck??? or He agrees with me. Yea, that one. http://ping.fm/EMvQR

53 hours 20 minutes?! Jack Bauer does it in 24. DAMN YOU Washington! http://ping.fm/2QhVx

Obamas is at FAULT for the oil spill in the gulf, flooding in Tennessee, immigration in Arizona, bombing in NY and ...The Pimple On My Ass.

What separates the men from the boys? Not the Catholic Church.

Manuel Is Having Labor Pains!?! (sympathy pains, twin sister is due Sunday) I find this 2 funny.

Why some men prefer dogs over women: You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

It must be really bad air quality if even the pigeons have to take the subway. http://ping.fm/Fi1r9

Why some men prefer dogs over women: If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

Facts about your farts. http://ping.fm/7XH6H

Geeking out watching how the universe works

Why some men prefer dogs over women: Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

Unicorn Meat, my favorite part is.... http://ping.fm/3qazn

Unicorn Meat In a Can. Mmm Mmm Good. http://ping.fm/NW1IT

Yippy, It's Saturday Night!! where is that remote control?

Doggie park has fair. Going 2 river

Information overload, must...turn...off...internet.

Why some men prefer dogs over women: A dog’s parents never visit.

The Striptease. http://ping.fm/xZY60